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Sms2everyone brings you whole new treasure of SMS covering Every situation you may get in, Every possible feelings you may have, Almost all festivals and Special days. Sms2everyone helps you express your feelings to your beloved ones and keep your presence alive in their hearts forever.

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Sardar:My wife is so naughty.
She always kidding with me.
Friend: how.?
Sardar:yesterday I went home.
n I put my hands on her eyes.
She said: Its U d watchman.

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

2nd day
|”””””| *
| |””” ID * *
| “”| MUBARAK!
| |”” * *
| “””| *
“””””” May Allah Bless You On This Very Special Day

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories ASCII SMS, Eid SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Ur 5 qualities:

1———

2———

3———

4———

5———

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Insult SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

This is the telephone terrorist team.
While receiving this message a virus will be activated.
This virus should have infected your mobile by now.
Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Decent SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Khushiyan aapki kam na ho
Daman mein aapke koi kanta na ho
Jab bhi koi musibat aaye
Toh "Maa Durga" aapke sath ho
"Happy Durga Puja"

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Durga Puja SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Girl: Im like a radio,
My mouth spkr,
My left breast tuner,
Right 1 volume.
Man:Can I try?(touches d breats)-
no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Prashant Tyagi
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Sardar found answer to the most difficult question ever:
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
For what you order, will come 1st!

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
Categories Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

As per a research,
Girls are more hardworking then boys.
Because 10 out of 100 girls are naturally beautiful,
Rest are because of their a lot struggle and hardworking.

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
Categories Decent SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Twinkle twinkle little star,

U are chanda i m a star,


Night is ment for slepping yaar,


So take your pillow nd soja yaar.


Good night Sweet Dreams !!

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories Dream SMS, Good Night SMS