SMS Worldwide

The Christmas tree is a worldwide
symbol of the holiday season.
It is called a Christmas tree because that's what it is

Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet

Mausam Badla aur Thand ho gayi apke
SMS k bina Zindagi Tang ho gayi,
Aap Hume Bhul Gye ho Kya Dost,
Ya Fir Free SMS ki Scheme band ho gayi

Jo Koi Na Kar Saka Wo HUm Kar Denge,

Apke Mobile Ko Sms Se Bhar Denge,

Himat He to SMS Karo,

Varna Hum Akele Hi Tumahri Naak Me Dum Kar Denge..

Chain SMS by Santa:
Is sms ko itna forward karo k meri girlfrnd tak pahuch jaye



"Pritoo tune sim change karke accha nahi kiya."

Linux’s Worldwide Problems can be summed up with this quote:

"To install Joe's program, you need Bob's kernel hack,
but for Bob's kernel hack,
you've got to have Suzy's patches,
but Suzy's patches only work with a year-old kernel,
unless you get Mike's patches to Suzy's patches,
but even then, those conflict with Jeff's drivers,
which can be resolved only by installing Nancy's patches... “

Smile is the Best Credit Card.
Bcoz it is Acceptd WorldWide,
Auto Reload,
Unlimited Usage,
No Payment,
at all makes every1 Happy.
So keep Smiling.