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Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest : "What have you done my child?"

Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a
bitch?"

Girl : "Because he touched my hand."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son
of a bitch."

Girl : "Then he touched my breast."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."

Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her
clothes)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."

Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into
my you know where."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know
what into her you know where)
Girl : "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES
FATHER!!!"

(after a few minutes)

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."

Girl : "But father,he had AIDS!"

Priest : "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

Added on  13 Jul '12 | Posted by  Josh Wyne
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of:
Manchester United

Guess What he has written?.



Woman chest are Divided.. !

Added on  11 Jul '12 | Posted by  Shrikul Shaikh
Categories Adult SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Boy: So, sex at my place?
Girl: Yeah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a
bunk bed with my
younger brother and he
thinks we're making
sandwiches so this is the
code.
Cheese= Faster.
Tomato= Harder.

Girl: OK?

~Later~

Girl: CHEESE CHEESE
TOMATO CHEESE!

Brother: Stop making
sandwiches! You're getting
mayo all over my bed!

Added on  28 Aug '11 | Posted by  Niraj Shergil
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  3

Boy goes to a chemist-
"Give me a condom. I'am going to my gf's house for dinner.

Then he says "Give me to more.
My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot."

During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying.

10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious"
Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!

Added on  26 Feb '11 | Posted by  Lalit Parwani
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  3

A guy had 2 choose a wife frm 3 grls.
He gave each sum money 2 tst em.
1st gt a makover to luk gud. Da man got imprssd.
2nd bought clths 4 da guy n tld him it's he who is prime for her. He lykd her also.
3rd invsted da money n made profit n gave it back. The guy liked her too.
And finally when the time came to choose---
The guy simply chose the girl with

The biggest boobs.
Men will always be MEN!!

Added on  10 Oct '10 | Posted by  Nihil Sherma
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Woman: I had Sex wid only 4 boyz in my entire life & U had it wid 16 Girls, still, Everybody Calls me a SLUT
&
Cal u a REAL MAN,
A Winner?
Why?

Man: It's because,
when a Lock is Opened by many Keys,
it Becomes a BAD LOCK.
But when a Key Opens many Locks,
it becomes a MASTER KEY..;-);-) ;-)

Added on  10 Oct '10 | Posted by  Tushar Gosai
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Hw fast cn u guess d wrds?
1.BOO_S
2._ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
6.S_X
Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
6.SIX
U Got ALL 6 Wrong Didn't u?

Added on  7 Oct '10 | Posted by  Vikas Kapur
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A boy & girl go 4 shoping.
Girl- (jokingly)- u hve nothing in ur head den y r u buying a helmet?

Boy- Yesterday u purchsed a bra, did i ask u anything..?

Added on  8 Sep '10 | Posted by  Shivam Kumar
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

On dinner, Son asks father: How many kinds of boobs r here?
DAD: 3 kinds,
In 20s like oranges, round n firm.
In 30-40 like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
Aftr 50 like onions, u see them nd they make u cry.

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Ladki Fish pot ko dekh kar boli:
Haye.. Ye machaliya itni sundar q hoti hai..??
Ladka: Q ki wo KAPDE nahi pehanti..!!

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Adult SMS
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