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Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest : "What have you done my child?"
Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a
bitch?"
Girl : "Because he touched my hand."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son
of a bitch."
Girl : "Then he touched my breast."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her
clothes)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into
my you know where."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know
what into her you know where)
Girl : "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES
FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl : "But father,he had AIDS!"
Priest : "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
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Added on 13 Jul '12
| Posted by Josh Wyne
Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of:
Manchester United
Guess What he has written?.
Woman chest are Divided.. !
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Added on 11 Jul '12
| Posted by Shrikul Shaikh
Boy: So, sex at my place?
Girl: Yeah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a
bunk bed with my
younger brother and he
thinks we're making
sandwiches so this is the
code.
Cheese= Faster.
Tomato= Harder.
Girl: OK?
~Later~
Girl: CHEESE CHEESE
TOMATO CHEESE!
Brother: Stop making
sandwiches! You're getting
mayo all over my bed!
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Added on 28 Aug '11
| Posted by Niraj Shergil
Boy goes to a chemist-
"Give me a condom. I'am going to my gf's house for dinner.
Then he says "Give me to more.
My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot."
During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying.
10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious"
Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!
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Added on 26 Feb '11
| Posted by Lalit Parwani
A guy had 2 choose a wife frm 3 grls.
He gave each sum money 2 tst em.
1st gt a makover to luk gud. Da man got imprssd.
2nd bought clths 4 da guy n tld him it's he who is prime for her. He lykd her also.
3rd invsted da money n made profit n gave it back. The guy liked her too.
And finally when the time came to choose---
The guy simply chose the girl with
The biggest boobs.
Men will always be MEN!!
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Added on 10 Oct '10
| Posted by Nihil Sherma
Woman: I had Sex wid only 4 boyz in my entire life & U had it wid 16 Girls, still, Everybody Calls me a SLUT
&
Cal u a REAL MAN,
A Winner?
Why?
Man: It's because,
when a Lock is Opened by many Keys,
it Becomes a BAD LOCK.
But when a Key Opens many Locks,
it becomes a MASTER KEY..;-);-) ;-)
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Added on 10 Oct '10
| Posted by Tushar Gosai
Hw fast cn u guess d wrds?
1.BOO_S
2._ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
6.S_X
Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
6.SIX
U Got ALL 6 Wrong Didn't u?
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Added on 7 Oct '10
| Posted by Vikas Kapur
A boy & girl go 4 shoping.
Girl- (jokingly)- u hve nothing in ur head den y r u buying a helmet?
Boy- Yesterday u purchsed a bra, did i ask u anything..?
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Added on 8 Sep '10
| Posted by Shivam Kumar
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