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Boy: So, sex at my place?
Girl: Yeah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a
bunk bed with my
younger brother and he
thinks we're making
sandwiches so this is the
code.
Cheese= Faster.
Tomato= Harder.
Girl: OK?
~Later~
Girl: CHEESE CHEESE
TOMATO CHEESE!
Brother: Stop making
sandwiches! You're getting
mayo all over my bed!Added on 28 Aug '11 | Posted by Niraj Shergil Boy goes to a chemist-
"Give me a condom. I'am going to my gf's house for dinner.
Then he says "Give me to more.
My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot."
During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying.
10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious"
Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!Added on 26 Feb '11 | Posted by Lalit Parwani A guy had 2 choose a wife frm 3 grls.
He gave each sum money 2 tst em.
1st gt a makover to luk gud. Da man got imprssd.
2nd bought clths 4 da guy n tld him it's he who is prime for her. He lykd her also.
3rd invsted da money n made profit n gave it back. The guy liked her too.
And finally when the time came to choose---
The guy simply chose the girl with
The biggest boobs.
Men will always be MEN!! Added on 10 Oct '10 | Posted by Nihil Sherma Woman: I had Sex wid only 4 boyz in my entire life & U had it wid 16 Girls, still, Everybody Calls me a SLUT
&
Cal u a REAL MAN,
A Winner?
Why?
Man: It's because,
when a Lock is Opened by many Keys,
it Becomes a BAD LOCK.
But when a Key Opens many Locks,
it becomes a MASTER KEY..;-);-) ;-) Added on 10 Oct '10 | Posted by Tushar Gosai Hw fast cn u guess d wrds?
1.BOO_S
2._ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
6.S_X
Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
6.SIX
U Got ALL 6 Wrong Didn't u?Added on 7 Oct '10 | Posted by Vikas Kapur A boy & girl go 4 shoping.
Girl- (jokingly)- u hve nothing in ur head den y r u buying a helmet?
Boy- Yesterday u purchsed a bra, did i ask u anything..?Added on 8 Sep '10 | Posted by Shivam Kumar On dinner, Son asks father: How many kinds of boobs r here?
DAD: 3 kinds,
In 20s like oranges, round n firm.
In 30-40 like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
Aftr 50 like onions, u see them nd they make u cry.Added on 18 Jun '10 | Posted by Suryanshu Thakur Ladki Fish pot ko dekh kar boli:
Haye.. Ye machaliya itni sundar q hoti hai..??
Ladka: Q ki wo KAPDE nahi pehanti..!!Added on 18 Jun '10 | Posted by Poorak Sharma
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