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Bachcha to nikal hi jayega..

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School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega..

Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS

Always think positive..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Added on  16 May '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Adult SMS

A friend like you..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

A friend like u is not like boobs, coz everyone sucks them.
Not like vagina coz it tears.
You r like a penis coz it always stands when needed.

Added on  16 May '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Categories Adult SMS
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