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Before the examination, Scott asked the doctor if they ever laughed at their patients’ problems.
The Doctor replied ‘Of course I won’t laugh, I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.
‘Okay then,’ Scott said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘whoo-ha’ the doctor had ever seen. It [...]

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Nipple Nipple dont be far,
can I press u in my car.
Up above the chest so high,
Always milky never dry.
Let me suck you,
Dont feel shy.

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A girl and boy were siting alone,

Boy started touching the girl

girl: don't touch me.
all thing only after marriage

boy: ok !
call me when u r maried !

Added on  17 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

STRANGE BUT TRUE:-
In Ancient Times, In England Before People Havin Sex, They Needed SpeCiaL Permission 4m D King. Pple Who Got Permission Used To Hang A Playcard On Their Door Which Said:
Fornication
Under
Consent Of
King?
Thats F. U. C. K. For Short.
Now U Know Where That Word Came From..?

Added on  17 Jun '10 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
Rating  | SMS Length  1

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Added on  17 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body nd soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Added on  17 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Adult SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
nd pass between woman’s breast
nd enters into a small hole
What is it?

Answer: Cars seat belt…u dirty mind

Added on  16 Jun '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Adult SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Boy:
“I like the s0ft thing behind ur BRA“

Girl:
“What“

Boy:
“Ur Heart“

Girl:
“I Love the Big thing btween ur 2 legs“

Boy:
“Wat“

Girl:
“Ur Bike“ ;->

Added on  15 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Sardar: Will you marry me?
Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.
Sardar: What’s a lesbian?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian.

Added on  14 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shruti Mehta