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A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby‘s father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe

Added on  14 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Geo News
Or ab GEO SEX
AaJ Open Market me bachi chodne ka tanasub ye raha:
18 saal ka seal pack maal 20 hazar, jab k 25 sy 30 ki range 15 hazar tk,
jab k international market me Goori ki choot marny k 200$ rhy,
Aaj din k ikhtitaam py shamim randi khana 22 bachiyan chudwa kr Sar-E-Fehrist raha
Champa [...]

Added on  14 Jun '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

The most difficult golf course in the world is..
“Women Hole” any
style you play… as many shots you try..nd as much perfection you have..you
can never get your balls in…!!!

Added on  13 Jun '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Suhag Raat Ki Rat Ko Apni Wife Se Sex
Karne Ke Bad Pati Ne Apni Patni Se
Puchha Ki Tune Kya Mehsoos Kiya
Toh Patni Boli
5% Sharam,
5% Dard Or
90% Purane Din Yaad Aa Gaye

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Teacher: Haath main kitni fingers hoti hain???
Pappu: Sir 6
Teacher: Bhosri ke tujhe kitni daffa kaha hai pent se
hath bahir nikal ke count kia kar !!!

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Nidhi Sharma
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.

Added on  11 Jun '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Mr nd Mrs Blobby are lying in bed
one night Mrs Bloby turns to mr bloby
nd says‘bluba lluba lupblub’ mr bloby turns
nd says’shut the fuck up and swallow bitch!

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Q:Who is stronger,
Man Or Woman?
A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains
on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

NOKIA VIRUS


Enter PIN
code:


Enter PIN
code:
F

Enter PIN
code:
FU

Enter PIN
code:
FUC

Enter PIN
code:
FUCK U !

SIM CARD DAMAGED!

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A FAITHFUL husband is one who.....
Always thinks of his wife
while sleeping with other Women.
Rather than thinking of other
women while sleeping wtih his Wife.

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS