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Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir wishper ke ad ma cheating kyun?

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Adult SMS
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Kahat kabir suno bhai sadhu ek din aisa aayega,


SEX HOGA INTERNET PAR, BABY FAX SE AYEGA.

Added on  8 Jun '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Adult SMS
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Boy Aunty you apples are touching me
Aunty: is it my apples?
Ok the apples are yours but the juice is coming from my banana

Added on  8 Jun '10 | Posted by  Sakshi Raut
Categories Adult SMS
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The sky is blue,
Grass is green,
Harder the fuck the louder the scream,
Louder the scream the better the fuck,
give me a ring u might be in luck

Added on  8 Jun '10 | Posted by  Prashant Tyagi
Categories Adult SMS
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Student : sir why the girls not take
mobile in their own brazier?
Teacher : bcoz the vibration of the
mobile convert their milk into lassi….

Added on  7 Jun '10 | Posted by  Sakshi Raut
Categories Adult SMS
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Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

Added on  7 Jun '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS
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New marrige cuple train se
jate hoe surng se guzry
HASBAND: ager pata hota k itni
lambi surang hai to mai is ka faida otha leta
Wife? to kiya wo tum nahi thay

Added on  7 Jun '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Adult SMS
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A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Added on  7 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Added on  6 Jun '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS