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Haath main kitni fingers hoti hain?

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Teacher: Haath main kitni fingers hoti hain???
Pappu: Sir 6
Teacher: Bhosri ke tujhe kitni daffa kaha hai pent se
hath bahir nikal ke count kia kar !!!

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Nidhi Sharma
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS

Blondes work seven days a week,.

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.

Added on  11 Jun '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Adult SMS

One night Mrs Bloby turns to

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Mr nd Mrs Blobby are lying in bed
one night Mrs Bloby turns to mr bloby
nd says‘bluba lluba lupblub’ mr bloby turns
nd says’shut the fuck up and swallow bitch!

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
Categories Adult SMS

Who is stronger Man or Woman?

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Q:Who is stronger,
Man Or Woman?
A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains
on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Adult SMS

NOKIA VIRUS

Rating  | SMS Length  1

NOKIA VIRUS


Enter PIN
code:


Enter PIN
code:
F

Enter PIN
code:
FU

Enter PIN
code:
FUC

Enter PIN
code:
FUCK U !

SIM CARD DAMAGED!

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Adult SMS

Always thinks of his wife

Rating  | SMS Length  1

A FAITHFUL husband is one who.....
Always thinks of his wife
while sleeping with other Women.
Rather than thinking of other
women while sleeping wtih his Wife.

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS

Fair & lovely ke add me..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir wishper ke ad ma cheating kyun?

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Adult SMS

Kahat kabir suno bhai..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Kahat kabir suno bhai sadhu ek din aisa aayega,


SEX HOGA INTERNET PAR, BABY FAX SE AYEGA.

Added on  8 Jun '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Adult SMS
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