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WIFE.

W: wonderful
I: item
F: for
E: entertainment

HUSBAND

H: handsome
U: useful
S: smart
B: but
A: at
N: night
D: dangerous

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Rating  | SMS Length  1

3 FEELINGS
what is d diference b/w Stress,Tension nd Panic?
Stress is whn wife is pregnant,
tension is whn girlfriend is pregnant n
panic is whn both r pregnant

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Quote For The Day:
A Girl in Bikini is Like a Loaded Pistol on Your Coffee Table,
There is Nothing Wrong with Them,
But It’s Hard to Stop Thinking About It.

Added on  4 Jun '10 | Posted by  Sakshi Raut
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Santa: I got old age pension by
showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha
dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata

Added on  4 Jun '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Rating  | SMS Length  2

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled “Viens Chez Moi.”
The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, “Come to Me.”
So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, “Does this smell like come to [...]

Added on  4 Jun '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Come here,
Take off ur pants+get on top of me.
Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,
==
"'I____"TOILET"
-.t""""")
_ __(_


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Added on  4 Jun '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Adult SMS, ASCII SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Good girls loosen a few buttons
when its hot,
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!

Added on  4 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Little Boy: Dad how was i born?
Dad:
Well son your MOM&I got together at YAHOO
we setup data via E-mail & met in
cybercafe Your MoM agree 2 download from
my hard drive . just when i was abt 2
upload . We discovered that none of us
installed firewall. IT was 2 late 2 hit
Delet.
9Months later a pop up apeard
“U [...]

Added on  3 Jun '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

There r two typs of HOOKs.
1st is cricket hook nd
2nd is bra's hook;
1st is usd to send ball outside
d boundry nd 2nd is usd to adjust
balls inside d boundary..

Added on  3 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

Added on  3 Jun '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Adult SMS