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A Girl Curiously Touched PENIS Of A Horse, It Got Excited,Jumped & Ran
Away
Sardar(Horse Owner) Said:”Ab Mera B Pakad, Mujhe apna Ghoda Pakadna Hai

Added on  3 Jun '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Worried mother give her daughter
a pack of condom b4 a date.
Girl laughs n hugs her mother n says-
Times have changed Mom.
Im dating Meera,give me kheera..

Added on  3 Jun '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

BOY:can i kiss u?
GIRL:where? on vertical or horizental lips?
BOY:WHAT?
GIRL:I mean on upper or lower lips?
BOY: I DIDN’T GET U?
GIRL:CHUTIYE,HONT PE YA CHUT PE?

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Girl: Im like a radio,
My mouth spkr,
My left breast tuner,
Right 1 volume.
Man:Can I try?(touches d breats)-
no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Prashant Tyagi
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

There was a young girl from Wick,
who asked her mum what’s a prick,
Her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps.

Added on  31 May '10 | Posted by  Prashant Tyagi
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

What's fashion designing?
Too many brains
With too many ideas working
on too little pieces of cloth...
just to cover two little tits of a model.

Added on  31 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Sound of sex in different countries.
England-'oh yes',
Usa-'come on baby',
India-'haye mar gayi',
Pakistan-'dheere bhaijaan ammi uth jayegi.;-)

Added on  29 May '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

Added on  28 May '10 | Posted by  Prashant Tyagi
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop
my business for one week.
Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months.

Added on  28 May '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth,
Male and female.
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex...

Added on  28 May '10 | Posted by  Prashant Tyagi
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS