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Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

Added on  27 May '10 | Posted by  Sakshi Raut
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

A Kid In A Bus Sitting Behind Driver Starts Saying
Kid : If My Dad Was A Bull And My Mom A Cow I’d Be A little Bull
Driver Got Mad At Noisy Kid , Kid Continues
Kid : If My Dad Was An Elephant And Mom A Girl Elephant So I
Would Be A Little Elephant
Kid Goes..

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Vikas Rawat
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Touch it gently..
Put ur finger inside..
If hole is big put three fingers….
Rub it up & down gently…
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that’s the right way of washing a glass!

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM: Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng.
SON: got my nose in her armpit. Now what?

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

On a NUDE beach a man shakes hand with a lady and says: I am extreemly pleased to meet U!
Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that!

Added on  25 May '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

Added on  25 May '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Like IPL if there was an ISL (indan sex league) the names of teams would be something like
1)hyderabad hardcore humpers
2)chennai super dicks
3)kolkata night fuckers
4)rajhistan pussies
5)punjab rammers
6)mumbai lesbians
7)dehli daredrillers
and the all time favorates
8)banglore royal strippers

Added on  24 May '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

MADAM said 2 a naughty boy!
Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht,
NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,
Naughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI
Jaisee ho..!

Added on  24 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Added on  23 May '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

Added on  23 May '10 | Posted by  Prashant Tyagi
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS