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GOd is great.

One such example is here

He blows the naughty wind which blows
the gal’s skirt high,
But he sends dust along to close
the boys eyes as well.

Added on  22 May '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed nd lights is off nd
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

Added on  22 May '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Categories Adult SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

),,/)
( ‘ ; ‘ )
(,,)-(,,)
Kiss me
/),, /)
( ; ‘ )
(,,)-(,,)
Here
/) ,,/)
( ‘ ; )
(,,)-(,,)
Here /)
( * ) & here! (,,)-(,,)

Added on  22 May '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Adult SMS, ASCII SMS, Kiss SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a bra n panty.
Guard: madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: kaun sa utaroon?

Added on  22 May '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
Rating  | SMS Length  1

70 yr old man asks his wife Do u feel sad
when u see me running behind Girls.?
Wife repiles not at all,
even Dogs chase Cars but they cant Drive it…

Added on  22 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

One night a guy was having hot sex with his girlfriend. Nearing the end she threw him off and said that she wanted a candy bar. “I don’t have any candy bars here” he said.
“That’s it, we’re through!!! If you don’t run to the store and get me a candy I am gonna leave you.” [...]

Added on  22 May '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Part of man:
What Part of the man has no bone
but has muscles, but no veins,
but pumping & responsible
for making love?
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HEART!
You dirty mind i know you are thinking in naughty way.

Added on  22 May '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

Added on  21 May '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Q :
“Define Gynecologist … ?”
Ans:
The only one on the earth
who finds problems in
the place
where all others
find pleasure … ;->

Added on  19 May '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Doctor-Sorry
Reports Got Mixed Up
I Don’t Know Ur Wife Has
Aids Or Heart Probx
Husband: What Shud I Do?
Doctor:Send Her 4 Jogging
Of She Comes Back
Don’t Fuck !

Added on  19 May '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories Adult SMS