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Like IPL if there was an ISL (indan sex league) the names of teams would be something like
1)hyderabad hardcore humpers
2)chennai super dicks
3)kolkata night fuckers
4)rajhistan pussies
5)punjab rammers
6)mumbai lesbians
7)dehli daredrillers
and the all time favorates
8)banglore royal strippersAdded on 24 May '10 | Posted by Pallavi Sheth MADAM said 2 a naughty boy!
Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht,
NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,
Naughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI
Jaisee ho..!Added on 24 May '10 | Posted by Poorak Sharma Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!Added on 23 May '10 | Posted by Rohan Chauhan Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.Added on 23 May '10 | Posted by Prashant Tyagi GOd is great.
One such example is here
He blows the naughty wind which blows
the gal’s skirt high,
But he sends dust along to close
the boys eyes as well.Added on 22 May '10 | Posted by Abhishek Chaudhri I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed nd lights is off nd
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.Added on 22 May '10 | Posted by Ankit Gupta ),,/)
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( * ) & here! (,,)-(,,)Added on 22 May '10 | Posted by Pallavi Sheth Mallika went to a swimming pool in a bra n panty.
Guard: madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: kaun sa utaroon?Added on 22 May '10 | Posted by Aman Sahni
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