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A friend like u is not like boobs, coz everyone sucks them.
Not like vagina coz it tears.
You r like a penis coz it always stands when needed.Added on 16 May '10 | Posted by Ankit Gupta What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positiveAdded on 16 May '10 | Posted by Rohan Chauhan School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega..Added on 17 May '10 | Posted by Ruchika Desai A Russain man filez 4 divorce
Judge: Whats da reason?
Russain: Me no comeee, she no comeee, baby comeee, how comeee
Judge: Maybe side incomeeeAdded on 17 May '10 | Posted by Saurabh Hoodda Secretry saw her boss’s pent zip ws opn,
C Said Sir ur garage gate is opn,
boss:did U see my Firari?
Secretry:No Sir I Saw a small skuter wit 2 puncture tyres..Added on 17 May '10 | Posted by Rohan Chauhan Any
Piece
Of
Cl0thing
Can be
Sexy. . . .
With a
Quietly
Passi0nate
W0man
Inside it. . . ;->Added on 17 May '10 | Posted by Manan Malik Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy
the scene even if their entry is restricted!Added on 17 May '10 | Posted by Manan Malik The Peak economic depression is not
noted by the sensex or the Stock markets readings..
But Merely by the presence of a Spider web
In a Prostitute Pussy !!Added on 18 May '10 | Posted by Iqbal Ali
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