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A friend like you..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

A friend like u is not like boobs, coz everyone sucks them.
Not like vagina coz it tears.
You r like a penis coz it always stands when needed.
Added on  16 May '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Categories Adult SMS

Always think positive..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Added on  16 May '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Adult SMS

Bachcha to nikal hi jayega..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega..
Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS

Me no comeee..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

A Russain man filez 4 divorce
Judge: Whats da reason?
Russain: Me no comeee, she no comeee, baby comeee, how comeee
Judge: Maybe side incomeee
Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories Adult SMS

Secretary saw boss pent..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Secretry saw her boss’s pent zip ws opn,
C Said Sir ur garage gate is opn,
boss:did U see my Firari?
Secretry:No Sir I Saw a small skuter wit 2 puncture tyres..
Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Adult SMS

Passionate Woman..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Any
Piece
Of
Cl0thing
Can be
Sexy. . . .
With a
Quietly
Passi0nate
W0man
Inside it. . . ;->
Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Adult SMS

Why are condoms transparent?

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy
the scene even if their entry is restricted!
Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS

The Peak economic depression..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

The Peak economic depression is not
noted by the sensex or the Stock markets readings..
But Merely by the presence of a Spider web
In a Prostitute Pussy !!
Added on  18 May '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
Categories Adult SMS

An Australian court thinks..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

An Australian court thinks
that a woman in tight-jeans
cannot be raped without her consent!
Added on  18 May '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS

Challenge with boy and girls..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

TEACHER: What is the Different between Problem and Challenge????
.
.
STUDENT:
3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem
1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge…
Added on  18 May '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Adult SMS
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