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Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.Added on 11 Jun '10 | Posted by Veni Jain A Girl Curiously Touched PENIS Of A Horse, It Got Excited,Jumped & Ran
Away
Sardar(Horse Owner) Said:”Ab Mera B Pakad, Mujhe apna Ghoda Pakadna HaiAdded on 3 Jun '10 | Posted by Veni Jain Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSIAdded on 28 May '10 | Posted by Prashant Tyagi There was a young girl from Wick,
who asked her mum what’s a prick,
Her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps.Added on 31 May '10 | Posted by Prashant Tyagi Before the examination, Scott asked the doctor if they ever laughed at their patients’ problems.
The Doctor replied ‘Of course I won’t laugh, I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.
‘Okay then,’ Scott said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘whoo-ha’ the doctor had ever seen. It [...]Added on 18 Jun '10 | Posted by Poorak Sharma Mr nd Mrs Blobby are lying in bed
one night Mrs Bloby turns to mr bloby
nd says‘bluba lluba lupblub’ mr bloby turns
nd says’shut the fuck up and swallow bitch!Added on 10 Jun '10 | Posted by Ravnish Shinde Kahat kabir suno bhai sadhu ek din aisa aayega,
SEX HOGA INTERNET PAR, BABY FAX SE AYEGA.Added on 8 Jun '10 | Posted by Manan Malik On a NUDE beach a man shakes hand with a lady and says: I am extreemly pleased to meet U!
Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that!Added on 25 May '10 | Posted by Suryanshu Thakur
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