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Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.

Added on  11 Jun '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Adult SMS
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A Girl Curiously Touched PENIS Of A Horse, It Got Excited,Jumped & Ran
Away
Sardar(Horse Owner) Said:”Ab Mera B Pakad, Mujhe apna Ghoda Pakadna Hai

Added on  3 Jun '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
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There was a young girl from Wick,
who asked her mum what’s a prick,
Her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps.

Added on  31 May '10 | Posted by  Prashant Tyagi
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Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

Added on  28 May '10 | Posted by  Prashant Tyagi
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  3

Before the examination, Scott asked the doctor if they ever laughed at their patients’ problems.
The Doctor replied ‘Of course I won’t laugh, I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.
‘Okay then,’ Scott said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘whoo-ha’ the doctor had ever seen. It [...]

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
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Mr nd Mrs Blobby are lying in bed
one night Mrs Bloby turns to mr bloby
nd says‘bluba lluba lupblub’ mr bloby turns
nd says’shut the fuck up and swallow bitch!

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
Categories Adult SMS
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Kahat kabir suno bhai sadhu ek din aisa aayega,


SEX HOGA INTERNET PAR, BABY FAX SE AYEGA.

Added on  8 Jun '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Adult SMS
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On a NUDE beach a man shakes hand with a lady and says: I am extreemly pleased to meet U!
Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that!

Added on  25 May '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

A Kid In A Bus Sitting Behind Driver Starts Saying
Kid : If My Dad Was A Bull And My Mom A Cow I’d Be A little Bull
Driver Got Mad At Noisy Kid , Kid Continues
Kid : If My Dad Was An Elephant And Mom A Girl Elephant So I
Would Be A Little Elephant
Kid Goes..

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Vikas Rawat
Categories Adult SMS
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Touch it gently..
Put ur finger inside..
If hole is big put three fingers….
Rub it up & down gently…
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that’s the right way of washing a glass!

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
Categories Adult SMS
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