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Boy goes to a chemist-
"Give me a condom. I'am going to my gf's house for dinner.
Then he says "Give me to more.
My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot."
During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying.
10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious"
Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!Added on 26 Feb '11 | Posted by Lalit Parwani A boy & girl go 4 shoping.
Girl- (jokingly)- u hve nothing in ur head den y r u buying a helmet?
Boy- Yesterday u purchsed a bra, did i ask u anything..?Added on 8 Sep '10 | Posted by Shivam Kumar It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body nd soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.Added on 17 Jun '10 | Posted by Shrishti Das A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
nd pass between woman’s breast
nd enters into a small hole
What is it?
Answer: Cars seat belt…u dirty mindAdded on 16 Jun '10 | Posted by S. Mathur WIFE.
W: wonderful
I: item
F: for
E: entertainment
HUSBAND
H: handsome
U: useful
S: smart
B: but
A: at
N: night
D: dangerousAdded on 5 Jun '10 | Posted by Poorak Sharma What's fashion designing?
Too many brains
With too many ideas working
on too little pieces of cloth...
just to cover two little tits of a model.Added on 31 May '10 | Posted by Poorak Sharma I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed nd lights is off nd
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.Added on 22 May '10 | Posted by Ankit Gupta Part of man:
What Part of the man has no bone
but has muscles, but no veins,
but pumping & responsible
for making love?
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HEART!
You dirty mind i know you are thinking in naughty way.Added on 22 May '10 | Posted by Ravnish Shinde
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