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Rating  | SMS Length  3

Boy goes to a chemist-
"Give me a condom. I'am going to my gf's house for dinner.

Then he says "Give me to more.
My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot."

During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying.

10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious"
Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!

Added on  26 Feb '11 | Posted by  Lalit Parwani
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A boy & girl go 4 shoping.
Girl- (jokingly)- u hve nothing in ur head den y r u buying a helmet?

Boy- Yesterday u purchsed a bra, did i ask u anything..?

Added on  8 Sep '10 | Posted by  Shivam Kumar
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  7

Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest : "What have you done my child?"

Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a
bitch?"

Girl : "Because he touched my hand."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son
of a bitch."

Girl : "Then he touched my breast."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."

Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her
clothes)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."

Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into
my you know where."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know
what into her you know where)
Girl : "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES
FATHER!!!"

(after a few minutes)

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."

Girl : "But father,he had AIDS!"

Priest : "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

Added on  13 Jul '12 | Posted by  Josh Wyne
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body nd soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Added on  17 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Adult SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
nd pass between woman’s breast
nd enters into a small hole
What is it?

Answer: Cars seat belt…u dirty mind

Added on  16 Jun '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Adult SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

WIFE.

W: wonderful
I: item
F: for
E: entertainment

HUSBAND

H: handsome
U: useful
S: smart
B: but
A: at
N: night
D: dangerous

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Rating  | SMS Length  1

What's fashion designing?
Too many brains
With too many ideas working
on too little pieces of cloth...
just to cover two little tits of a model.

Added on  31 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed nd lights is off nd
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

Added on  22 May '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Categories Adult SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Part of man:
What Part of the man has no bone
but has muscles, but no veins,
but pumping & responsible
for making love?
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.
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HEART!
You dirty mind i know you are thinking in naughty way.

Added on  22 May '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Added on  23 May '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Adult SMS
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