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Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of:
Manchester United

Guess What he has written?.



Woman chest are Divided.. !

Added on  11 Jul '12 | Posted by  Shrikul Shaikh
Categories Adult SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Hw fast cn u guess d wrds?
1.BOO_S
2._ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
6.S_X
Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
6.SIX
U Got ALL 6 Wrong Didn't u?

Added on  7 Oct '10 | Posted by  Vikas Kapur
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A boy & girl go 4 shoping.
Girl- (jokingly)- u hve nothing in ur head den y r u buying a helmet?

Boy- Yesterday u purchsed a bra, did i ask u anything..?

Added on  8 Sep '10 | Posted by  Shivam Kumar
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Added on  17 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body nd soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Added on  17 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Adult SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
nd pass between woman’s breast
nd enters into a small hole
What is it?

Answer: Cars seat belt…u dirty mind

Added on  16 Jun '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Adult SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Boy:
“I like the s0ft thing behind ur BRA“

Girl:
“What“

Boy:
“Ur Heart“

Girl:
“I Love the Big thing btween ur 2 legs“

Boy:
“Wat“

Girl:
“Ur Bike“ ;->

Added on  15 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Sardar: Will you marry me?
Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.
Sardar: What’s a lesbian?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian.

Added on  14 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shruti Mehta
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby‘s father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe

Added on  14 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Adult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Teacher: Haath main kitni fingers hoti hain???
Pappu: Sir 6
Teacher: Bhosri ke tujhe kitni daffa kaha hai pent se
hath bahir nikal ke count kia kar !!!

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Nidhi Sharma
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS
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