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Hw fast cn u guess d wrds?
1.BOO_S
2._ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
6.S_X
Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
6.SIX
U Got ALL 6 Wrong Didn't u?Added on 7 Oct '10 | Posted by Vikas Kapur A boy & girl go 4 shoping.
Girl- (jokingly)- u hve nothing in ur head den y r u buying a helmet?
Boy- Yesterday u purchsed a bra, did i ask u anything..?Added on 8 Sep '10 | Posted by Shivam Kumar Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlargedAdded on 18 Jun '10 | Posted by Abhishek Chaudhri Nipple Nipple dont be far,
can I press u in my car.
Up above the chest so high,
Always milky never dry.
Let me suck you,
Dont feel shy.Added on 18 Jun '10 | Posted by Amrita Singh A girl and boy were siting alone,
Boy started touching the girl
girl: don't touch me.
all thing only after marriage
boy: ok !
call me when u r maried !Added on 17 Jun '10 | Posted by Ankit Gupta In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.Added on 17 Jun '10 | Posted by Abhishek Chaudhri It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body nd soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.Added on 17 Jun '10 | Posted by Shrishti Das A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
nd pass between woman’s breast
nd enters into a small hole
What is it?
Answer: Cars seat belt…u dirty mindAdded on 16 Jun '10 | Posted by S. Mathur
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