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Boy goes to a chemist-
"Give me a condom. I'am going to my gf's house for dinner.
Then he says "Give me to more.
My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot."
During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying.
10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious"
Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!Added on 26 Feb '11 | Posted by Lalit Parwani A guy had 2 choose a wife frm 3 grls.
He gave each sum money 2 tst em.
1st gt a makover to luk gud. Da man got imprssd.
2nd bought clths 4 da guy n tld him it's he who is prime for her. He lykd her also.
3rd invsted da money n made profit n gave it back. The guy liked her too.
And finally when the time came to choose---
The guy simply chose the girl with
The biggest boobs.
Men will always be MEN!! Added on 10 Oct '10 | Posted by Nihil Sherma Before the examination, Scott asked the doctor if they ever laughed at their patients’ problems.
The Doctor replied ‘Of course I won’t laugh, I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.
‘Okay then,’ Scott said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘whoo-ha’ the doctor had ever seen. It [...]Added on 18 Jun '10 | Posted by Poorak Sharma Woman: I had Sex wid only 4 boyz in my entire life & U had it wid 16 Girls, still, Everybody Calls me a SLUT
&
Cal u a REAL MAN,
A Winner?
Why?
Man: It's because,
when a Lock is Opened by many Keys,
it Becomes a BAD LOCK.
But when a Key Opens many Locks,
it becomes a MASTER KEY..;-);-) ;-) Added on 10 Oct '10 | Posted by Tushar Gosai STRANGE BUT TRUE:-
In Ancient Times, In England Before People Havin Sex, They Needed SpeCiaL Permission 4m D King. Pple Who Got Permission Used To Hang A Playcard On Their Door Which Said:
Fornication
Under
Consent Of
King?
Thats F. U. C. K. For Short.
Now U Know Where That Word Came From..?Added on 17 Jun '10 | Posted by Amrita Singh On dinner, Son asks father: How many kinds of boobs r here?
DAD: 3 kinds,
In 20s like oranges, round n firm.
In 30-40 like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
Aftr 50 like onions, u see them nd they make u cry.Added on 18 Jun '10 | Posted by Suryanshu Thakur One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled “Viens Chez Moi.”
The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, “Come to Me.”
So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, “Does this smell like come to [...]Added on 4 Jun '10 | Posted by Saurabh Hoodda Geo News
Or ab GEO SEX
AaJ Open Market me bachi chodne ka tanasub ye raha:
18 saal ka seal pack maal 20 hazar, jab k 25 sy 30 ki range 15 hazar tk,
jab k international market me Goori ki choot marny k 200$ rhy,
Aaj din k ikhtitaam py shamim randi khana 22 bachiyan chudwa kr Sar-E-Fehrist raha
Champa [...]Added on 14 Jun '10 | Posted by Aman Sahni
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