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Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the lord I won't go nutty,
for if I fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do don't pitty me at all,
just lay my bones in the dorm hall.
Tell my professer I did my best,
now I lay me down to rest,
and pray ill pass tomorrow's test.
But if I die before I wake,
that's one less test ill have to TAKE!

Added on  15 Jun '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Exam SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

New film going to released after EXAM:
-Tension Aaj Kal
-Pack UP Sid
-Wanted 35
-Passing Dreams
-Ajab Syllabus ke Gajab Papers
-Marks mile
-3 Failur

Added on  15 Jun '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Exam SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

In a practical Exam
Examinr showed legs of bird n said:Tell d bird’s name
Sardar:I dont knw
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar:You see my legs,n tell me.

Added on  14 Jun '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Exam SMS, Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  3

I'm making a million flashcards
In this time of despair,
I can't really concentrate
In this fun swivel chair.
I hate how they say
This is Important to know.
When all we're learning
Is how plants grow.
You have no idea
How annoyed I am
Changing my plans
For this dumb final exam.
Can you please just
LEAVE ME ALONE AND GO AWAY!
YOU DAMN FINALS
YOU'RE RUINING MY DAY!

Added on  13 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Exam SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

EXams r there

at da paper u stare

the answer is no where

which makes u pull ur hair

the grades r not fair

but just like da past 14 years

we dont care!!

Added on  13 Jun '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
Categories Exam SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Newton's new law-
Every book continues 2 b
in its state of rest or covered with dust,
Until n unless an external or internal
exams appears..!

Added on  13 Jun '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
Categories Exam SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

I found d perfect example
for Newton's3rd law
Every time I open my book
My eyes close automatically.
NEWTON IS Great

Added on  13 Jun '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Exam SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

How 2 spend 3 hrs in exam hall?(2pm 2 5pm)
2:00-2:10 Write d reg. no. & sub.
2:10-2:40 Read carefuly d instruction givn
2:40-3:40 Read d que. paper twice
3:40-4:15 C if u undrstand any que.
4:15-4:20 Ask 4 water
4:20-4:50 Check wether u’ve filled all d details carefuly
Last 10 mins. relax!!!

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Exam SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

New Xam patrn
1.In 1999 students ans all ques
2.2008 write any 2 ques...!
3.2015 read only ques.
4.2020 thnx 4 coming ..!!

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Exam SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
“This is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time”

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Exam SMS, Funny SMS