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Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)

Wake up my friend

Added on  5 Jul '13 | Posted by  sms2everyone
Rating  | SMS Length  1

It is said that,
When a woman closes her eyes,
she sees the person
she loves the most!
And

When a man does that..

The slide show begins..!!

Added on  4 Nov '12 | Posted by  Sterling Shrey
Categories Funny SMS, Love SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

“Yes I love you.
You are so cute, smart.
My mother also likes you very much.
My father is ready to take up our relationship seriously.

So please don't say no to my proposal.
Accept me as your dearest, loveliest younger sister.
Happy Raksha Bandhan Bhaiya.”

Added on  1 Aug '12 | Posted by  Diksha Detroja
Categories Funny SMS, Rakhi SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

Added on  1 Aug '12 | Posted by  Sterling Shrey
Categories Funny SMS, Rakhi SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Sit 'n Cry for the whole day
'n Nobody shows intrest to know whats wrong,
But
Sit 'n Smile seeing a Msg on your phone
'n the whole damn world wants to know
Whose on the other side.. !!

Added on  12 Jul '12 | Posted by  Krutik Patel
Categories Funny SMS, Life SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

"An idea,that can change your WIFE''
While real word was(LIFE).

Added on  12 Jul '12 | Posted by  Jaydeep Parekh
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Diffrnce B/w Theoretical & Pratical Knowledge..
Girls Scores 99/100 In Computer..



Dont Even Know How To Turn On Computer properly

Added on  12 Jul '12 | Posted by  Kripal Singh
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

WOmens are like Fruits.
Every Woman has her own unique taste 'n colour...






But
The problem is the Men.
They seem to love Fruit salad..!!

Added on  12 Jul '12 | Posted by  Kapil Pathak
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Girls are never wrong..

Just sumtimes
confused
childish
stubborn
senseless
emotional
unchangeable
crazy
stupid
idiot 'n even Mad!!

But,
Never Wrong ;-)

Added on  12 Jul '12 | Posted by  Shivam Mehta
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Early to bed and early to rise,


Proves man has no interest in his Wife.

Added on  11 Jul '12 | Posted by  Zinnat Amin
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS