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I Found Aaladin's Lamp

I Asked Him to Increase
Your Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed & told
Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !

Added on  11 Jul '12 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Finally,
Its gonna be a dream come true:D
Every girls dream man will come on a white horse! ;)
All thanks to the petrol price hike! =D =))

Added on  11 Jul '12 | Posted by  Jessica Simpson
Categories Dream SMS, Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Me without you and your Love would be
Like Facebook without Friends,
YouTube Without Videos
And
Google with No Results..
Keep Loving Me :))

Added on  11 Jul '12 | Posted by  Jinnat Solanki
Categories Funny SMS, Love SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  3

Brilliant answers by the student who got 0%?

1)In which battle did Tippu sultan die?
A-In his last battle!

2)Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A-At the bottom of the page.

3)What's the main reason 4 divorce?
A-Marriage.

4)Ganga flows in which state?
A-Liquid state.

5)when was Mahatma Gandhi born?
A-On his birthday.

6) How will u distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people?
A-By preparing mango shake.!!

Added on  10 Jul '12 | Posted by  Shagun Juneja
Categories Decent SMS, Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

All Husbands are like Bluetooth....
Always connected when wife is around...
But
The moment wife is Away,
They Automatically start searching for the new Devices.. !!

Added on  10 Jul '12 | Posted by  Jigisha Daxini
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

If you Happen to Love a Girl,
Try from "Another State"
Even If it Fails,
You will End Up with one more Language in your Resume.. !

Added on  10 Jul '12 | Posted by  Shivani Mekwan
Categories Funny SMS, Love SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

HUMBLE REQUEST :
He has served us Beer when we were Sad & Happy.
Now he needs our help. Please save Vijay Mallya
Pls ADOPT atleast ONE Kingfisher Airhostess..!!

Added on  10 Jul '12 | Posted by  Vijay Kalani
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Perfect Girl Doesn't Bother...
Doesn't Shout.. Doesn't Flirt With Others..
Doesn't Lies.. Doesn't Cheat..



And Doesn't ExiSts.. :D :D

Added on  10 Jul '12 | Posted by  Avneet Bhargava
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Every Tear is a sign of..


Cutting Onions..!!
Every silence is a sign of..


Zero balance..!!
Every smile is a sign of..


Daily Brushing..!!

Life is so simple..
Don't make it complex with difficult explanations..!!

Added on  9 Jul '12 | Posted by  Indu Khakhar
Categories Funny SMS, Life SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  4

Beer Vs Woman :
A Beer is alwys wet, a woman is not!
-1 point4 beer!
Beer is horrible, when it is hot!
-1 point4 women!
A cold beer satisfies you!
-1 point 4beer!
For a beer, you pay taxes!
-1 point 4women!
If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry!
-1 point4beer! :)
You can always be sure that, you are the first one Opening a beer!
-1 point 4beer! :D
If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself!
-1 point 4beer!
You know exactly how much a beer costs!
-1 point 4 beer!
A beer does not have a mother!
-1 point 4 beer!
Beer won

Added on  8 Jul '12 | Posted by  Leena Menon
Categories Funny SMS