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If people have to choose between freedom
and sandwiches they will take sandwiches.

Added on  6 Jun '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Funny SMS, Politics SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

How sweet is ur pose!
How sweet is ur pose!
How sweet are ur eyes!
See!!!
How sweetly i tell lies!

Added on  6 Jun '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

The secrets of a happy marriage
Tools, Internet options,
Clear history, Delete files, Delete cookies

Added on  6 Jun '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

I wrote dis shortly aftr my first marriage,
A long long time ago,
Trying 2 describe d evolution of love.
4m my First Love 2 wht
I thought at d time was my Last

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

This is a test message
DON’T scroll down further
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I said DONt scroll down..
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Test result positive
Aap k andar waqai keera hy..

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Vikas Rawat
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Sakshi Raut
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

An ideal day should begin
with a cute little yawn on your face!
A cup of coffee in your hand
And a message from me on your mobile!!!
Hope you have had all the three!!!

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Decent SMS, Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  3

Our College professors..

1.Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria…

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Funny SMS, Sardar SMS