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What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quakeAdded on 5 Jun '10 | Posted by Sakshi Raut An ideal day should begin
with a cute little yawn on your face!
A cup of coffee in your hand
And a message from me on your mobile!!!
Hope you have had all the three!!!Added on 5 Jun '10 | Posted by S. Mathur Our College professors..
1.Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.Added on 5 Jun '10 | Posted by Veni Jain Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria…Added on 5 Jun '10 | Posted by Avinash Tyagi Why is a bachelor skinny
and a married man fat?
-The Bachelor comes
home, takes one look at
what's in the refrigerator,
and goes to bed.
-The Married man
comes home,takes one
look at what's in the bed
and goes to refrigeratorAdded on 5 Jun '10 | Posted by Amrita Singh Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…Added on 5 Jun '10 | Posted by S. Mathur There is nothing greater than "PARENTS"
in this world...
so...
Go get married fast and become parents :)Added on 5 Jun '10 | Posted by Avinash Tyagi Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
Bandar Kya Jaane Adarak Ka Swaad!!Added on 4 Jun '10 | Posted by Pallavi Sheth
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