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When a Woman says "WHAT?"
It is not because she didn't hear You
But
She is giving you a chance to change what you said;-)

Added on  7 Jul '12 | Posted by  Krupali Parekh
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

“I Love Walking in Rain
So That No One Can See My Tears”,
.
It’s a Bit Old One
.
.
Do You Know The Latest One??
.
“I Love Walking in Any Season,
Because
Petrol is Now "78 INR" Per Litre”.. !

Added on  5 Jun '12 | Posted by  Neha Chauhan
Categories Funny SMS, Love SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Girls have an unfair advantage over men:
If they can’t get what they want by being smart,
they can get it by being dumb.. !

Added on  19 May '12 | Posted by  Nijar Gandhi
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same Girl.
Dr. Used to Give her a Rose
But
Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily.

One day, Doctor Asks Why??

Engg: "An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away"..!!

Doctor Shocked , Engg. Rocks!!!

Added on  2 May '12 | Posted by  Jaydev sharma
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Height of addiction-
In a college form,
When asked about
"PERMANENT ADDRESS"
A student wrote''www.facebook.com'':P :D haha

Added on  4 Mar '12 | Posted by  Jinal Dahiya
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Boy: Wow...
You Look So Perfect with Incredible Body And Flower like skin...
What do You Use ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!

Added on  2 Mar '12 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Girl : Would You Like To Be The Sun Of My Life ?
boy : Awwww ... Yes !
girl : Then Stay 9,995,887.6 Miles Away From Me...

Added on  1 Mar '12 | Posted by  Ravikumar Vanapalli
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Seeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem...
but
Seeing Only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich
can surely be a problem..:-)

Added on  1 Mar '12 | Posted by  Vandana Khoshla
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

There are only 5 things we need in life:
Good friends
Good income
Good food
Good sleep
&
"GOOD _ UCK"
(Interpretations may vary) but both r needed.

Added on  29 Feb '12 | Posted by  Vidhi Mavani
Rating  | SMS Length  1

The police are on the way to arrest you
for stealing my heart
hijacking my feeling
and
driving me crazy see you in court.. !

Added on  29 Feb '12 | Posted by  Manju Diwakar
Categories Funny SMS, Love SMS