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In a party a handsome Guy Asked a Girl
"Are you Going to Dance?"
She felt so happy 'n said-"yes"
'n
The Guy Said-"That's Good, So Can I have Your Chair?:-D

Added on  28 Feb '12 | Posted by  Vipul Patel
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Define Boss...
An Unique species
who is not able to differentiate between two seperate employees,
but
equally and uniformly spoils both persons life's harmony 'n Peace of Mind..:)

Added on  28 Feb '12 | Posted by  Prakash Jha
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Student took his girlfriend to his home
After Completing Graduation....

Father Asked who is she....
Son replied.
My Campus selection.. !!

Added on  27 Feb '12 | Posted by  Naveen Jose
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Why do we Need A Lover
When so Many Love us?
Because,
"there are so many gases In Air,
But,
We Need nly Oxygen to Live.."

Added on  22 Feb '12 | Posted by  Mili Parekh
Categories Funny SMS, Love SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

True Graduation Speech:

"First, I'd like to thank Google.
Secondly, I'd like to thank copy and paste!
Thirdly, I'd like to thank the xerox machine!";)

Added on  20 Feb '12 | Posted by  Ravi Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Define Checkmate:

When you tell Your Wife that
You saw a Lady on the Street who looked exactly Like Her
'n
She Asks "WAS SHE HOT?

You can't say NO or Yes.....

Added on  20 Feb '12 | Posted by  Dilip Dedania
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Missed call Theory...

5 Missed call from 5 different friends
You Missed a Party.

5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend,
He wanted to Hang Out.

5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend,
you missed a good screw

5 Missed Calls From Your Wife,
You are Screwed Man.. !!

Added on  19 Feb '12 | Posted by  Satish Shinde
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Don’t try to Understand
a Girl Completely,
If you do……
You either Go Mad..
Or
You will Start Loving Her.. !

Added on  19 Dec '11 | Posted by  Komal shah
Categories Decent SMS, Funny SMS, Love SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Son: I Don't Want to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution for LKG GIRLS.. !! :P :))

Added on  8 Dec '11 | Posted by  Sterling Shrey
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  3

*Most 'First Class' students get technical seats, some become Doctors and some Engineers.

* The 'Second Class' pass, and then pass MBA, become Administrators and control the 'First Class'.

* The 'Third Class' pass, enter politics and become Ministers and control both.

* Last, but not the least, The 'Failures' join the underworld and control all the above.

Added on  17 Nov '11 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS