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LOL: One friend says to another -
"I have Facebook,Twitter,Google Plus,MSN Messenger,
Skype 'n Twitter."
2nd Friend: "Dude, do you have a Life??"
1st Friend: "OMG! No! Send me the link!"Added on 3 Aug '11 | Posted by Saral Doshi No English Dictionary Has Been Able To Explain
The Difference Between The Two Words COMPLETE And FINISHED,
In A Way That's Easy To Understand.
Some People Say
There Is No Difference Between COMPLETE & FINISHED.
I Beg To Differ Because,
There Is : When You Marry The Right Woman,
You Are "COMPLETE"...
And
When You Marry The Wrong One,
You Are "FINISHED"!
And
When The Right One Catches You With The Wrong One,
You Are ..."COMPLETELY FINISHED" !Added on 29 Jul '11 | Posted by Manoj Sheth Never believe in 3 people:
Sagittarius, Aries, Pisces
They are the most selfish and mean. :/
Never lose 3 people:
Taurus, Cancer, Capricorn
They are the most sincere and true lovers..
Never share with 3 people:
Virgo, Libra, Scorpio
They can never keep secrets and cheat people by crocodile tears :/
Never reject 3 people:
Leo, Gemini, Aquarius
They are true,honest friends and never think bad for any one..?
which one is yours???? :DAdded on 19 Jul '11 | Posted by Reshmi Surya What's The Difference Between Stupid 'n Idiot?
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Stupid Will Never LIKE This Post.
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Idiot Will Never Comment On This Post.
What Will You Do Now.. ? :DAdded on 8 Jul '11 | Posted by Ankita Sachania The story behind "ladies first":
Long ago, a man 'n woman were madly in love.
They wanted to get married but their parents didn't approve.
So they decided to kill themselves.
They thought the best way to do it was to leap off a clip.
The man couldn't bare to see his sweetheart fall before him.. !
so he convinced her he would go first, and he jumped..
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But that bitch never did.. !Added on 8 Jul '11 | Posted by Aaron D'souza Some Sentiments Expressed At Their Best...
Dear Facebook,
Just Wait, One Day They All Will
Leave You Too!
Sincerely,
Orkut
Dear Optimist,
That's Not A Light At The End Of
The Tunnel, But A Train!
Sincerely,
Pessimist
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry To Hear About Global
Warming.
Sincerely,
Titanic
Dear Yahoo,
I've Never Heard Anyone Say, "I
Don't Know, Let's Yahoo It!"
Sincerely,
Google
!! - Destiny - !!Added on 6 Jul '11 | Posted by Reshmi Surya Teacher:What is difference between Orange 'n Apple
Crack:The color of Orange is Orange
'n the Color of Apple is not Apple.. !
Added on 6 Jul '11 | Posted by Dushyant Jhala After 10 years of career (Bank Deposit):-
Teacher: 50 Lakhs
Doctor: 60 Lakhs
Engineer: 55 Lakhs
IAS Officer: 70 Lakhs
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Sadhu/baba/Sant : 1,177 Crore.
"Choose Your Career Carefully"Added on 4 Jul '11 | Posted by Shreyans Bhatt
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