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Called @ vodafone care

A girl picked up the phone

Girl: vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai

Boy:thank u

Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??

Boy:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??

Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai


Boy:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?

Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu


Boy:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar

Girl: not interested

Boy:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris

Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??

Boy:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs


Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai

Boy:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap humaari naak mein ungli karne baar baar call karti rehti hai


Girl shocked, boy rocked :-)

Added on  5 Jul '13 | Posted by  sms2everyone
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Hey hi:-)
Can We Meet?
Its been so long time we met yaar.
I know you don't worry
I'll come... Tell me where shud i come?:)
To the same ZOO or You shifted to circus?

Added on  11 Jul '12 | Posted by  Kajal Vora
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

What Are I and U...
Friend?
Lover?
Brother/Sister?
What?
.
.
.
What Your Heart Saying?
.
.
.
.
.
Dear,Please Sometime Use Your Brain...

I and U Are Vowels.. ! ;-) :-)

Added on  7 Jan '11 | Posted by  Saumil Sheth
Categories Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Bright Future of Engg. Studnts
E&C:Radio repair
COMP/IT:Typing master
MECH:Cycle tube puncture
ELECTRICAL:Fan n mixer repairing.
CIVIL:Gutter cleaning!!

Added on  19 Nov '10 | Posted by  Pinal Shah
Categories Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Three lights
save the Earth from dark
One "sunlight"
Two "moonlight"
Third "you"
My friend...u


100% tube light...

Added on  19 Nov '10 | Posted by  Harit Thakkar
Categories Friendship SMS, Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A Really Funny Que. 4 u:-Fill up d blanks.
1) ur nme ______
2) %in 12Th ____%
3) gender(male/ female) _______

Now read only d answers..How is it?ha ha ha

Added on  19 Nov '10 | Posted by  Neha Jain
Categories Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Getting a Friend is like sunrise:
It happens daily.
Getting True Friend is Like Rain,
It occurs Yearly,
But Getting a Friend Like "You"
are Like SUNAMI.
Such Disasters Occur Rarely..!

Added on  18 Nov '10 | Posted by  Amit Pathak
Categories Friendship SMS, Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Whenever you feel sad
Go infront of the mirror
look at Yourself 'n say
"I M S0 CUTE"
You will smile automaticlly

But dont make it a habit Because

ROZ ROZ MAJAK Achchha NAI..

Added on  16 Nov '10 | Posted by  Mohit Trivedi
Categories Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Insult SMS
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