Newest First
Oldest First
Highest Rated First
Lowest Rated First
Long SMS First
Short SMS First

Explore Latest Collection of Insult SMS here. The following words best describe this page. Insult SMS, Insult Text Messages, Insult Quotes, Angry SMS, Angry Messages, Teasing SMS, Teasing Messages, Insulting SMS, Insulting Jokes, Insulting Messages, Latest Insult SMS Collection.

Insult SMS |  Text Messages

 Sort By Date   | Rating   | SMS Length  
Rating  | SMS Length  1

U are Sweet like TOM,
Cute like JERRY,
Naughty like BUGS BUNNY,
Strong like POPEYE,
Innocent like Tweety,
In short,
U are Complete CARTOON

Added on  13 Jun '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Insult SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Love+ship= Titanic
Dinosaur+Forest= Jurassic Park
Arnold+Gun= Terminator
U+ur smile=
.
.
The mummy returns…

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Sweet insult- 1ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya.
1khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha:
Apne bade bhai k pair chhuu rahe ho?
Ladka: hanji bhabhi ji.

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

You are Equal to Sixty James Bond,,

How?

007 * 60 = 420 :D

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Vikas Rawat
Categories Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,

Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

Added on  11 Jun '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories Insult SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

One MMS recieved
Name: Video Clip
Time: 2 Mins 35 Seconds
Starting now…
Loading..
..

……
…..
…..
Mobile ki auqaat dekhi hai? Video dekhay ga

Added on  11 Jun '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Arz kiya hai:

I am a dog and u r a flower,

gaur farmaiega

I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

Added on  11 Jun '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Scientists all over the world
R wondering how long a human
Being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Insult SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

(o o )

(o o )

( o o)

(o o )

( o o)

(o o )

( o o)

(o o )

Ullo ki tarah kya dekh rhe ho sms hi
to bheja hai

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Rating  | SMS Length  1

If I need brain transplantation I
Wil prefer ur brain.........
Dont think u r genious.
I just wanted a brain which is never used before.

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Insult SMS