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Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Insult SMS
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Cow, Elephant, Donkey.
-Discussing who is greatest?
Cow.I giv 50 ltres milk a day.
Elephant.I eat 100 bundle's of sugar cane a day.
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Helo its ur turn.:-)

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Boy:Suit Bada Acha Pahna Hai.
Girl:Thanx
Boy:Lipstik Bahut Achi Lagai Hai
Girl:Thanx
Boy:Make Up Bhi Bahut Acha Hai.
Girl:Thanx
Boy:Phir B Achi Nahi Lag Rahi Ho

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Decent..
Obedient..
Neat..
Kind
Excellent
Young
That’s Me.!
Not You.
O.K..
Don’t feel sad..
You are also there.

Read 1st letter of each line..

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

If someone asks me whom do I love the Most?
I would sit next to you,
Put my arms around you and say proudly…
I Love Animals.
Specially This Monkey.

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

Added on  8 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Lohe ko Loha kat skta he,
Zahar ko Zahar kat skta he,
Tum plz apna khyal rakhna.
Tum ko kbhi bhi kutta kat sakta he..

Added on  7 Jun '10 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

Added on  7 Jun '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

good morning..
have u done 2 of thae most
important things when u woke up today??
1) pray ,so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long...

Added on  7 Jun '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Rating  | SMS Length  1

You are a DONKEY

D?4 decent
O?4 outclass
N?4 nice
K?4 kind
E?4 excelent
Y?4 young

Added on  7 Jun '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela