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Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

WARNING:
Cell Phone
Causes Radiation
n It Results In
Brain Damage !
But You are Safe.
It Only Affects
People With
Brains !!
How Lucky you are,No Brain No Pain:-

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Insult SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Chubby cheeks,
Dimple chin,
Browny lips,
Tiny eyes and
Rose tongue.
Actually i was pointing out
The similarities between u and
'Hutch dog'. Great...r u twins..

Added on  25 May '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .

Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,

as i have done………

Added on  25 May '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

To Prove.,”You Are Not An IDIOT”..
Take the test below :
Press Down
Press Up
Look…!! ,You cudnt even follow the Instructions. !!
U IDIOT.!
Really You Proved It.

Added on  25 May '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

Added on  24 May '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Categories Insult SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected nd
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

Added on  24 May '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Insult SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!

Added on  24 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people…
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!
No we cant disturb our Boss…

Added on  23 May '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Life's like a movie!
If u r sad- DRAMA,
If u r afraid- SUSPENSE,
If u r angry- ACTION,
If u look in mirror- COMEDY!
.
.
Now u r smiling!
That's- HORROR!! ;-)

Added on  23 May '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Life SMS