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Rating  | SMS Length  6

Called @ vodafone care

A girl picked up the phone

Girl: vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai

Boy:thank u

Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??

Boy:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??

Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai


Boy:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?

Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu


Boy:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar

Girl: not interested

Boy:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris

Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??

Boy:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs


Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai

Boy:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap humaari naak mein ungli karne baar baar call karti rehti hai


Girl shocked, boy rocked :-)

Added on  5 Jul '13 | Posted by  sms2everyone
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you…
I love you the most.
I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said ” People should LOVE animals.”

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

If people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,(
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai…..

Added on  6 Jun '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Why do donkey eat grass?
.....??
......????
...........????????
oooooooppppsssss!!!!
i'm sorry.
It's ur personal matter.

Added on  3 Jun '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Light can replace Sun,
Parents can replace God,
Daughter can replace Son
But Nothing in the World
can replace You

Coz

“LOCAL ITEM”
No Guarantee
No Replacement

Added on  28 May '10 | Posted by  Sakshi Raut
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

In 3 ways u can break d mirror…

1.throw stone at d mirror

2. throw de mirror on d floor.

3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….

Added on  29 May '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

Added on  24 May '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Categories Insult SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected nd
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

Added on  24 May '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Insult SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!





Never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person











Always Consider
Yourself A Beautiful Monkey...... =P ;->

Added on  21 May '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Read each word Reversely:

A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR

Added on  20 May '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Insult SMS, Misleading SMS
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