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God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you…
I love you the most.
I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said ” People should LOVE animals.”

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Beauty Tip:

If You Want To Protect You Face,
From Dust, Sunrise, and Other Such things then apply…

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Asian Paints
Exterior Emulsion.
7 Years Guarantee.

Added on  17 Jun '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Dear frnd plz don't keep me in your heart
but keep me in your brain...
because rehne ki jagah jitni khali ho,
rehne me utna hi maza hai.

Added on  17 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
Categories Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

ABCDEFGHIJ
A=U r “Attractive.
B=U r “Brilliant.
C=U r “Cute.
D=U r “Dear to me.
E=U r “Excellent.
F=U r “Funny.
G=U r “Great.

H, I, J
Hello, I’m, Joking.

Added on  17 Jun '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can’t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

Added on  17 Jun '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe,
SMS me immediately.

Added on  17 Jun '10 | Posted by  Vikas Rawat
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

When U WERE Born....
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The Cloud Parted,
Sun shined
and God appeared in front of all
and say
"Sorry For Mistake" kindly adjust it...

Added on  17 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Categories Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Today, I had a dream that you were with me.
I kissed you,
You kissed me!
I hugged you,
You hugged me.
I loved you,
You loved me.
To bad it was all just a dream

Added on  17 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Insult SMS
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