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Rating  | SMS Length  6

Called @ vodafone care

A girl picked up the phone

Girl: vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai

Boy:thank u

Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??

Boy:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??

Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai


Boy:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?

Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu


Boy:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar

Girl: not interested

Boy:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris

Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??

Boy:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs


Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai

Boy:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap humaari naak mein ungli karne baar baar call karti rehti hai


Girl shocked, boy rocked :-)

Added on  5 Jul '13 | Posted by  sms2everyone
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  3

Our College professors..

1.Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Hey hi:-)
Can We Meet?
Its been so long time we met yaar.
I know you don't worry
I'll come... Tell me where shud i come?:)
To the same ZOO or You shifted to circus?

Added on  11 Jul '12 | Posted by  Kajal Vora
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

What Are I and U...
Friend?
Lover?
Brother/Sister?
What?
.
.
.
What Your Heart Saying?
.
.
.
.
.
Dear,Please Sometime Use Your Brain...

I and U Are Vowels.. ! ;-) :-)

Added on  7 Jan '11 | Posted by  Saumil Sheth
Categories Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Getting a Friend is like sunrise:
It happens daily.
Getting True Friend is Like Rain,
It occurs Yearly,
But Getting a Friend Like "You"
are Like SUNAMI.
Such Disasters Occur Rarely..!

Added on  18 Nov '10 | Posted by  Amit Pathak
Categories Friendship SMS, Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Whenever you feel sad
Go infront of the mirror
look at Yourself 'n say
"I M S0 CUTE"
You will smile automaticlly

But dont make it a habit Because

ROZ ROZ MAJAK Achchha NAI..

Added on  16 Nov '10 | Posted by  Mohit Trivedi
Categories Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

Added on  14 Jun '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Insult SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend

Added on  31 May '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!

Added on  24 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people…
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!
No we cant disturb our Boss…

Added on  23 May '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Insult SMS
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