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Our College professors..
1.Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.
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Added on 5 Jun '10
| Posted by Veni Jain
Hey hi:-)
Can We Meet?
Its been so long time we met yaar.
I know you don't worry
I'll come... Tell me where shud i come?:)
To the same ZOO or You shifted to circus?
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Added on 11 Jul '12
| Posted by Kajal Vora
What Are I and U...
Friend?
Lover?
Brother/Sister?
What?
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What Your Heart Saying?
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Dear,Please Sometime Use Your Brain...
I and U Are Vowels.. ! ;-) :-)
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Added on 7 Jan '11
| Posted by Saumil Sheth
Getting a Friend is like sunrise:
It happens daily.
Getting True Friend is Like Rain,
It occurs Yearly,
But Getting a Friend Like "You"
are Like SUNAMI.
Such Disasters Occur Rarely..!
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Added on 18 Nov '10
| Posted by Amit Pathak
Whenever you feel sad
Go infront of the mirror
look at Yourself 'n say
"I M S0 CUTE"
You will smile automaticlly
But dont make it a habit Because
ROZ ROZ MAJAK Achchha NAI..
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Added on 16 Nov '10
| Posted by Mohit Trivedi
6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
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Added on 14 Jun '10
| Posted by Poorak Sharma
Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend
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Added on 31 May '10
| Posted by Avinash Tyagi
Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!
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Added on 24 May '10
| Posted by Poorak Sharma
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