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Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Marriage SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A famous writer said
Love is like a long sweet dream
N Marriage is an alarm clock"
So have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes U up

Happy Unmarried Life

Added on  25 May '10 | Posted by  Vikas Rawat
Categories Dream SMS, Marriage SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Added on  24 May '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover a
n Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

Added on  23 May '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that….

Added on  23 May '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories Marriage SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

Added on  23 May '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Marriage SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  3

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After marriage – - – simply read from bottom to top

Added on  22 May '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Marriage SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Boy friend is fun,
nd
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
nd
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
nd
Husband is qismat phooti.

Added on  21 May '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

How a Single Mistake can Ruin Your Life.

Husband Went to Europe…
And Sent SMS to his Wife.

“I am Having a Wonderful Time, Wish you Were “HER” (HERE).

Added on  21 May '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Categories Marriage SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver nd wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Added on  18 May '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Marriage SMS