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Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette.
He struck the first match on the match box,
But it didnt light.

He tried another,
It didnt light too.
The third one finally lit his cigarette,
carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?”
asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”

Added on  28 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Rating  | SMS Length  3

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After marriage – - – simply read from bottom to top

Added on  22 May '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Marriage SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Added on  24 May '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Marriage SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Life before marriage is AIRTEL
” u can express ur self “.

During honeymoon is RELIANCE-
” Always get in Touch “.

After Honeymoon is HUTCH
” Wherever u go ur wife network follows”.

After one year Life is IDEA
” ur wife can change ur life “.

After 10 years Life is BSNL
” Subscriber is not reachable “?

Added on  31 May '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Marriage SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

Added on  16 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Categories Marriage SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

For the Bride and Groom Love is like a rose,
The joy of all the earth!
May your love grows more beautiful with
every passing year!!
Best Wishes to Both of You!!!


Dedicated to Shivangi 'n Nikhil Sharma !! :))

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Why is a bachelor skinny
and a married man fat?
-The Bachelor comes
home, takes one look at
what's in the refrigerator,
and goes to bed.
-The Married man
comes home,takes one
look at what's in the bed
and goes to refrigerator

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
Categories Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Every Boy wish...
I’m not a Prince
but My Life-Partner should be a Princess

Real Boy wish...
My Life-Partner may not be a Princess
but I Promise I’ll treat her like a Princess.. !

Added on  31 Mar '12 | Posted by  Dilip Parekh
Categories Marriage SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

A sardar owned a factory.
He issued orders dat only married
men would be employed.
Emplyes asks: Why you implement this rule ?
Srdar replied:
coz married men r more obedient than un married.

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Sakshi Raut
Categories Marriage SMS, Sardar SMS
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