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Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette.
He struck the first match on the match box,
But it didnt light.
He tried another,
It didnt light too.
The third one finally lit his cigarette,
carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?”
asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”Added on 28 May '10 | Posted by Poorak Sharma Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After marriage – - – simply read from bottom to topAdded on 22 May '10 | Posted by Zeenat Khan Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.Added on 24 May '10 | Posted by Dushyant Vaghela Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.Added on 17 May '10 | Posted by Dushyant Vaghela Life before marriage is AIRTEL
” u can express ur self “.
During honeymoon is RELIANCE-
” Always get in Touch “.
After Honeymoon is HUTCH
” Wherever u go ur wife network follows”.
After one year Life is IDEA
” ur wife can change ur life “.
After 10 years Life is BSNL
” Subscriber is not reachable “?Added on 31 May '10 | Posted by Shrishti Das The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!Added on 16 Jun '10 | Posted by Ankit Gupta For the Bride and Groom Love is like a rose,
The joy of all the earth!
May your love grows more beautiful with
every passing year!!
Best Wishes to Both of You!!!
Dedicated to Shivangi 'n Nikhil Sharma !! :))Added on 5 Jun '10 | Posted by Dushyant Vaghela Why is a bachelor skinny
and a married man fat?
-The Bachelor comes
home, takes one look at
what's in the refrigerator,
and goes to bed.
-The Married man
comes home,takes one
look at what's in the bed
and goes to refrigeratorAdded on 5 Jun '10 | Posted by Amrita Singh
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