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1. Can you cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3.Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4.Wat do you call a male lady bird?
5.Why is it called building when its already built?
6.When they say dog food is new and improved in taste, who tastes it?
7.If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
9.Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
Think about it..on trees den why banks have branches?
8.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
9.Why doesn't Glue stick to its bottle?
Think about it.. !Added on 18 Sep '11 | Posted by Viraj Sheth What's the secret of success?
I found the answer in my room.
The fan said: B COOL
The roof said: AIM HIGH
The window said: TAKE PAINS
The clock said: EVERY MINUTE IS PRECIOUS
The mirror said: REFLECT BEFORE U ACT
The calendar said: BE UP TO DATE
The door said: PUSH THE TROUBLES
The lamp said: MAKE THE LIGHT OF UR FUTURE.
Gud DayAdded on 17 Jun '10 | Posted by Ankit Gupta Linux’s Worldwide Problems can be summed up with this quote:
"To install Joe's program, you need Bob's kernel hack,
but for Bob's kernel hack,
you've got to have Suzy's patches,
but Suzy's patches only work with a year-old kernel,
unless you get Mike's patches to Suzy's patches,
but even then, those conflict with Jeff's drivers,
which can be resolved only by installing Nancy's patches... “Added on 20 May '10 | Posted by Iqbal Ali How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it alive.
2. Tie its legs.
3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. N When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...
N pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished.Added on 29 May '10 | Posted by Aman Sahni Unbeatable Lines:
Our Body Is Fully Made Of Water But
Wherever It Hurts Blood Comes Out.
Our Heart Is Full Of Blood But
Wherever It Hurts Water Comes Out From Eyes ..!Added on 11 Nov '10 | Posted by Sujata Mishra No matter our Shapes,
Our Locations,
Our Skin Tone,
Our Religious Beliefs,
or
Our Mistakes that we've Made.
We have to Realize that we are ALL DIFFERENT.
No Two People are the Same in this World.
Respect our Differences,
'n Admire the Beauty of being your own person.. !Added on 2 May '11 | Posted by Junaid Shekh Before you Judge My Life, My Past or My Character...
Walk in My Shoes,
Walk The Path I Have Travelled,
Live My Sorrow, My Doubts, My Fear, My Pain ‘n My Laughter…
Remember, Everyone has a story......
When You've Lived My Life Then You Can Judge Me.. !Added on 22 Mar '12 | Posted by Darshita Karnival 6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.Added on 14 Jun '10 | Posted by Poorak Sharma
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