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1) Some called it Makar Sankranti,
some call it Pongal and for others it is Uttarayan.
But for all it is the harvest festival.
But whatever the terminology,
it is the festival of flying colourful kites,
Some handmade and some readymade.. !!

2) Uttarayan Is The Northern Transit Of Sun
Or Lord Surya And Sun Enters
The Makar Rashi Or Capricorn.
Uttarayan 2011 Date Is January 14.
The Day Is Popularly Known As Makar Sankranti Or Sankrant.

3) Wishing You & Your Family
A Very Happy Sankranti,
Pongal & Bhogi.
May The Almighty Bless You
All With The Best Of Health,
Wealth & Prosperity.

4) Pot Rice to Sun
God Sugarcane to cow and ox
Sweet rise to you and me
Good milk to friends and family
Happy Makar Sankranti !

5) TIL hum or Gud aap,
MITHAI hum hai or MITHAS aap,
SAAL ke pahale tyohar se ho rahi aaj SHURUWAT.
AAP ko hamari tarf se Happy Makarskranti.

6) Look Outside…
It’s So Pleasant!
Sun Smiling For You…
Trees Dancing For You…
Birds Singing For You…
Because I Requested Them All To Wish You
HAPPY Uttarayan

7) makar sakranti de pavan din di sab nu lakh lakh badhiyah
may god bless ur soul with his grace n divine love
stay blessed n smiling
happy makar sakranti

Added on  5 Jan '12 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  8

8) Meethi boli, Meethi zubaan..
Makar sankranti ka yahi hai paigaam..
Take sweet, Talk sweet & Be sweet..
Happy sankranti..

9) Tan mein masti, maan mein umang, chalo
akash mein dale rang, ho jaye sab sang-
sang, Udayye PATANG! HAPPY MAKAR
SANKRANTA!

10) With great devotion
fervor and gaiety
with rays of joy and hope
wish you and your family
HAPPY MAKAR SANKARANT

11) Mithe gud mein mil gaya til,
udi patang aur khil gaya dil,
har pal sukh aur har pal shanti, aisa ho makar sankrantiiiiiii

12) PURNIMA ka chand RANGO ki doli
CHAND se uski CHANDANI boli
KHUSHIYON se bhare aapki JHOLI
MUBARAK ho aapko RANBIRANGI PATANGOWALI
*****MAKAR SANKRANTI*****

13) As the kites fly high in the air
i wish my friends to be in high position..
Wishings my friends a happy nd safe sankranthi

14) Moongfali di khusboo te gurh di mithaas,
Makki di roti te sarson da saag,
Dil di khushi te apneya da pyar,
Mubarak hove tuhanu,
Makar Sankranti da tyohar.

15) sab frnd ko mile sanmati
aaj hai makar sankranti
sweet frnd ug gaya dinkar
udae patang hum milkar
aakash ho patang se ata
sunao wo mara wo kata
.........all frnd aapko happy makar sankranti

Added on  5 Jan '12 | Posted by  Nirbhai Yasmin
Categories Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  8

16) A beautiful,bright and delighted day,
sun entered makar to intense the ray.
crop harvested to cheer the smiles,
come together and enjoy the life.
kites flying high to touch the happiness,
til mangled with sweet to spread sweetness.
Time to enjoy the moment with full intensity
very happy prosporous Makar Sankranti

17) With great devotion, fervour and gaiety, with rays of joy and hope, wish you and your family, happy Uttarayan may I be the first 1 to wish u a Very Happy Uttarayan

18) The sun is the most glorious and the most important to life and the festival of Uttarayan is one of the most important and happy feasts in its honor. Happy kite flying day, pongal & uttarayan.

19) Sankranti, the festival of the Sun is here ! May it bring you greater knowledge and wisdom and light up your life for the entire new year. Happy Sankrantu !

20) Dhoom macha de ,patang uda de ,dahi chura kha ke duniya hila de

"HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTI AND DAHI CHURRA"

21) As the sun starts northward journey. He makes all the happines of throughout this year. I wish you and your family a very happy Makar Sankranti.

22) Moongfali di khusboo te Gurh di mithaas,
Makki di roti te Sarson da Saag,
dil di khushi te apneya da pyar,
mubarak hove tuhanu Makar Sankranti da tyohar.

Added on  5 Jan '12 | Posted by  Vijay Parekh
Categories Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  4

1. Can you cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3.Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4.Wat do you call a male lady bird?
5.Why is it called building when its already built?
6.When they say dog food is new and improved in taste, who tastes it?
7.If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
9.Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
Think about it..on trees den why banks have branches?
8.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
9.Why doesn't Glue stick to its bottle?
Think about it.. !

Added on  18 Sep '11 | Posted by  Viraj Sheth
Categories Decent SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  3

What's the secret of success?
I found the answer in my room.
The fan said: B COOL
The roof said: AIM HIGH
The window said: TAKE PAINS
The clock said: EVERY MINUTE IS PRECIOUS
The mirror said: REFLECT BEFORE U ACT
The calendar said: BE UP TO DATE
The door said: PUSH THE TROUBLES
The lamp said: MAKE THE LIGHT OF UR FUTURE.
Gud Day

Added on  17 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Rating  | SMS Length  3

Linux’s Worldwide Problems can be summed up with this quote:

"To install Joe's program, you need Bob's kernel hack,
but for Bob's kernel hack,
you've got to have Suzy's patches,
but Suzy's patches only work with a year-old kernel,
unless you get Mike's patches to Suzy's patches,
but even then, those conflict with Jeff's drivers,
which can be resolved only by installing Nancy's patches... “

Added on  20 May '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
Categories Funny SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it alive.
2. Tie its legs.
3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. N When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...
N pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished.

Added on  29 May '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
Categories Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Before you Judge My Life, My Past or My Character...
Walk in My Shoes,
Walk The Path I Have Travelled,
Live My Sorrow, My Doubts, My Fear, My Pain ‘n My Laughter…
Remember, Everyone has a story......
When You've Lived My Life Then You Can Judge Me.. !

Added on  22 Mar '12 | Posted by  Darshita Karnival
Rating  | SMS Length  2

No matter our Shapes,
Our Locations,
Our Skin Tone,
Our Religious Beliefs,
or
Our Mistakes that we've Made.
We have to Realize that we are ALL DIFFERENT.
No Two People are the Same in this World.
Respect our Differences,
'n Admire the Beauty of being your own person.. !

Added on  2 May '11 | Posted by  Junaid Shekh
Categories Decent SMS, Misleading SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Unbeatable Lines:
Our Body Is Fully Made Of Water But
Wherever It Hurts Blood Comes Out.
Our Heart Is Full Of Blood But
Wherever It Hurts Water Comes Out From Eyes ..!

Added on  11 Nov '10 | Posted by  Sujata Mishra
Categories Decent SMS, Misleading SMS
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