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There are only 5 things we need in life:
Good friends
Good income
Good food
Good sleep
(Interpretations may vary) but both r needed.

Added on  29 Feb '12 | Posted by  Vidhi Mavani
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Son: I Don't Want to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution for LKG GIRLS.. !! :P :))

Added on  8 Dec '11 | Posted by  Sterling Shrey
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Definition of Nurse:
”Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,
Holding Your Hand
Looking into Your eyes
'n still wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal".. !

Added on  31 Jul '11 | Posted by  Saral Doshi
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  3

Few creative Quotes for girls' t- shirts .
1. "Touch here, if you dare"
2. "Weapons of mass destruction"
3. "Looking is FREE, touching costs"
4. "Now more tastier & healthier"
5. "Round figure"
6. "Handle with care"
7. "Tasted by experts"
8. "2 Hot 2 Handle"
9. "Shake well before use"
10. "No one can use just once"
11. "Dangerous curves ahead"
12. "My face is 9 inches above from where you stare"
13. "Did you Actually look here to Read?"

Added on  30 Jul '11 | Posted by  Dushyant Zala
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  4

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy with four young mothers.
"You all have obsessions.",The doctor observed.

To the 1st mother, he said,
"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named you're daughter 'Candy'."

He looks to the 2nd mother saying,
"Your obsession is with money.
Again, It manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He looks to the third mother 'n says,
"Your obsession is alcohol.
This manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point,
The 4th mother Gets up,
Takes her little boy by the hand 'n says to him, "Come on, Dick, We're leaving!"

Added on  27 Jun '11 | Posted by  Neha Jain
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  3

Boy goes to a chemist-
"Give me a condom. I'am going to my gf's house for dinner.

Then he says "Give me to more.
My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot."

During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying.

10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious"
Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!

Added on  26 Feb '11 | Posted by  Lalit Parwani
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  4

Wife says 2 husband:
W:Come help with the garden.
Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener?
W:Come fix the toilet faucet.
H:What do u think I am?a plumber?
W:Come fix the door handle.
H:What do u think I am?a carpenter?

The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2 options...
Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him...
Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!!
Wife:What do u think I am??


Added on  24 Nov '10 | Posted by  Zill Vyas
Rating  | SMS Length  4

A boy lived wid his Roommate,
Who was a girl..His mom visitd him Oneday.
At the dinner,
seeing the chemistry
See doubts thers somemthing between them.
She asks but he refuses.
Than Mom leaves..
The girl complaind that her favorite Silver jar is missing since mom left..
Boy askd mom:
I am not saying you did steal the jar,
also I am not saying you did not.
But its missing since you joined us 4 dinner..

Mom replied:
I am not saying you do sleep with her,
Also i am not saying you Do Not.
But if She had slept on her own bed,
She would have found it under her pillow..!

MoRaL- Cheatng
M0M is realy
" ImP0ssiBLe "

Added on  23 Nov '10 | Posted by  Prashant Tiwari
Categories Decent SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Most twisted slogan on a girl's T-shirt...


Added on  19 Nov '10 | Posted by  Trusha Mehra
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Girl 'n Boy Were Sitting Alone In The Garden..

Girl-Do Something Which Makes My Heart Beat Faster..

Boy-Run away Your Father Is Coming ..! ;-)

Added on  18 Nov '10 | Posted by  Shital Jani
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS
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