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First Day of college..
boy sees a hot beautiful girl sitting right next to him, & writes on paper "i love you, do you love me?"
he passes chit to her..
she replies "No"
he didn't give up, he rubs her answer & passed same paper to another hottie sitting left to him..
'n she replies "Yes"
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moral of d story is
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save trees, save earth,RECYCLE PAPER ! ;) :P

Added on  16 Nov '10 | Posted by  Jay Vasavada
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Great Reason for having to girlfriend at a time

Monopoly always damages
'n
Compitition always gives beter service

Added on  26 Oct '10 | Posted by  Nikunj Patel
Categories Decent SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Similarity b/w LOVE n FOOD:
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If you cross both the limits,
You will end up VOMITING...

Added on  26 Oct '10 | Posted by  Shruti Khatri
Rating  | SMS Length  2

When a girl cheats a boy,he suicides.
Hence girls kill a life.
But
wen a boy cheats a girl,
A baby is born.Hence boys gives a life

Moral-boys are kind heartd ..!

Added on  26 Oct '10 | Posted by  Palak Vyas
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  3

A guy had 2 choose a wife frm 3 grls.
He gave each sum money 2 tst em.
1st gt a makover to luk gud. Da man got imprssd.
2nd bought clths 4 da guy n tld him it's he who is prime for her. He lykd her also.
3rd invsted da money n made profit n gave it back. The guy liked her too.
And finally when the time came to choose---
The guy simply chose the girl with

The biggest boobs.
Men will always be MEN!!

Added on  10 Oct '10 | Posted by  Nihil Sherma
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Woman: I had Sex wid only 4 boyz in my entire life & U had it wid 16 Girls, still, Everybody Calls me a SLUT
&
Cal u a REAL MAN,
A Winner?
Why?

Man: It's because,
when a Lock is Opened by many Keys,
it Becomes a BAD LOCK.
But when a Key Opens many Locks,
it becomes a MASTER KEY..;-);-) ;-)

Added on  10 Oct '10 | Posted by  Tushar Gosai
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Hw fast cn u guess d wrds?
1.BOO_S
2._ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
6.S_X
Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
6.SIX
U Got ALL 6 Wrong Didn't u?

Added on  7 Oct '10 | Posted by  Vikas Kapur
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  4

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said

You got Male!

Added on  10 Sep '10 | Posted by  Sanket Tanna
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A boy & girl go 4 shoping.
Girl- (jokingly)- u hve nothing in ur head den y r u buying a helmet?

Boy- Yesterday u purchsed a bra, did i ask u anything..?

Added on  8 Sep '10 | Posted by  Shivam Kumar
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A Sex expert was once asked
whether a rape is possible while running.
No, he replied, woman can run faster with
her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories Naughty SMS