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Write an essay which
contains factors religion,
sex nd mystery.
Winning essay:Oh my god,
I am pregnant,
I wonder who did it!

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Naughty SMS
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Hi.I am an alien nd I'm checking for some
chicks in your phonebook..
Searching.. Searching.. Searching..
Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP.
Frog jumped.he cuts another leg n say JUMP..
It jumped. repets for 3ed leg.
Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP.
Frog coudnt jump.

Added on  15 Jun '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
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“I like the s0ft thing behind ur BRA“


“Ur Heart“

“I Love the Big thing btween ur 2 legs“


“Ur Bike“ ;->

Added on  15 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
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Today its cool to have small cars and
small computers.
Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.
Then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

Added on  14 Jun '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
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Sardar: Will you marry me?
Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.
Sardar: What’s a lesbian?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian.

Added on  14 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shruti Mehta
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Santa: What's difference between man nd Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser nd
superman wears it over the trouser.

Added on  14 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Naughty SMS
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Wat's the diff between pulling a
curtain and a panty?
ANS: When U pull a curtain,
It means tat the show is over but
when u pull a panty the show begins..

Added on  13 Jun '10 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
Categories Naughty SMS
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Santa was looking at a painting 4
a long time of a naked woman with
leaves covering the body,he was
asked what he was doing and he
answered: Waiting for autumn.

Added on  13 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Rating  | SMS Length  1

TC fined Ticketless girls

Chudidar girl was fined Rs100

Skirt girl Rs50

Mini skirt girl Rs25
Next girl was fined Rs0

u naughty

she had ticket.

Added on  13 Jun '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Naughty SMS