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There r two typs of HOOKs.
1st is cricket hook nd
2nd is bra's hook;
1st is usd to send ball outside
d boundry nd 2nd is usd to adjust
balls inside d boundary..

Added on  3 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Worried mother give her daughter
a pack of condom b4 a date.
Girl laughs n hugs her mother n says-
Times have changed Mom.
Im dating Meera,give me kheera..

Added on  3 Jun '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Congratulations on the termination
of ur isolation nd may I express an
appreciation of ur determination to
end the desperation nd frustration
which has caused u so much
consternation in giving u the
inspiration to make a combination to
bring an accumulation to the population.

Added on  2 Jun '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
Categories Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Breaking News:Coke'll launch a new
soft drink in the world market soon,
that"ll contain Viagra.
They have named it MOUNT-N- DO!

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Do U know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Each
G-Girl
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly….

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Sardar get frustrated of jokes made on him,
so he goes to his wife and says
Tel me joke in which i'm not involveed."
She smiles and says ..." I am pregnant !!!

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Sardar:My wife is so naughty.
She always kidding with me.
Friend: how.?
Sardar:yesterday I went home.
n I put my hands on her eyes.
She said: Its U d watchman.

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

What's fashion designing?
Too many brains
With too many ideas working
on too little pieces of cloth...
just to cover two little tits of a model.

Added on  31 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Question: define a boss?
Ans: An idiot who thinks that nine
women can produce a child in one month.

Added on  31 May '10 | Posted by  Vikas Rawat
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS