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Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Naughty SMS
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Kissing is like real estate.


The most important thing is




location,
location,
n location! ?

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
Categories Naughty SMS
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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
Can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied no never!!
Boy said to girl :
see i told you not to worry !!! .

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS
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Sound of sex in different countries.
England-'oh yes',
Usa-'come on baby',
India-'haye mar gayi',
Pakistan-'dheere bhaijaan ammi uth jayegi.;-)

Added on  29 May '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
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Man: Mistriji, bed majboot banana,
Mere bete ko bahu ke saath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa majboot banaunga ki
saara mohalla Bahu ke saath
soye to bhi nahin tootega

Added on  29 May '10 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
Categories Naughty SMS
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Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it.
Guess,what was written on it..
Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear

Added on  29 May '10 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule.
SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.

Added on  28 May '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day.
She'll give u gud news on Mother's day
n u'll hv a child on children`s day.
Don't try this on everybody.
U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)

Added on  28 May '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop
my business for one week.
Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months.

Added on  28 May '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!

Added on  28 May '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Naughty SMS