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Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth,
Male and female.
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex...

Added on  28 May '10 | Posted by  Prashant Tyagi
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A hot girl gets in professors cabin and says:
I'll do anything to pass!!
Prof: anything?
Girl: yes!
Prof: sure??
Girl: yes!
Prof: then prepare for u r exams

Added on  28 May '10 | Posted by  Sakshi Raut
Categories Exam SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Do you like mathematics?
If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes,
divide your legs and we can multiply!

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience..

Both r essential in life...
So enjoy every girl Friend!!!!

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Astrologer: You must married only 32 years
old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls.

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A baby dog asks mama dog:
How papa looks like.
Mama dog said:
"Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Wife-Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho
Husband-Tum Be To Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho
Wife-Me To Maa Ban Ne Wali Hu
Husband-Me Be To Baap Ban Ne Wala Hu

Added on  25 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Press down.




down more


deeper



more
YES



ahh



ohh




yes
Almost there!


ooh baby


faster


harder
FEEL GOOD?

mmmm

THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

Added on  24 May '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs n says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

Added on  24 May '10 | Posted by  Sakshi Raut
Categories Naughty SMS