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A policeman arrested a prostitute in
the Hospital area n asked for her profession.
Prostitute: I'm a social engineer.
Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build n destroy erections

Added on  24 May '10 | Posted by  Vikas Rawat
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

MADAM said 2 a naughty boy!
Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht,
NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,
Naughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI
Jaisee ho..!

Added on  24 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

Added on  23 May '10 | Posted by  Prashant Tyagi
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a bra n panty.
Guard: madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: kaun sa utaroon?

Added on  22 May '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Bite The Neck Gently,

Chew The Breast Softly,

Spread The Legs Slowly,

Suck The Juice Excitingly,

That Is The Way To Eat


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Tandoori Chicken! :-)

Added on  22 May '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

oT TnAW T2UL I. Confused?
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2?rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now…
Bye!

Added on  22 May '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Which part of the body is most
sensitive while watching adult movies?
Guess?
Ha ha, U R wrong. It's ur ears to make
sure ki koi aa to nahin raha.

Added on  21 May '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

Added on  20 May '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Woman has man in it;
Mrs. has Mir in it;
Female has male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always
want to be inside women!

Added on  20 May '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Height of bravery!
Going Late To Class,in Tore Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
“Hey SwEeTy!”
"Carry On Sweetheart"…

Added on  18 May '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Naughty SMS