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Translation from hindi to english,
“Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi”.
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.Added on 16 May '10 | Posted by Zeenat Khan Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.Added on 16 May '10 | Posted by Avinash Tyagi Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted!
R u having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.Added on 16 May '10 | Posted by Veni Jain "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another,you're the PRINCIPAL!Added on 16 May '10 | Posted by Ruchika Desai Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i will live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.Added on 17 May '10 | Posted by Iqbal Ali Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy
the scene even if their entry is restricted!Added on 17 May '10 | Posted by Manan Malik Santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP.
Frog jumped.
He cuts another leg n say JUMP..
It jumped. Repets for 3ed leg.
Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP,
Frog coudnt jump.
Santa wrote the result of his reserch, "If frog losees all its leg it become DEAF"Added on 18 May '10 | Posted by Avinash Tyagi sardar's girlfriend removed all
of her clothes and said
"Treat me like your wife"
sardar picked up her clothes
and started to wash them ............!Added on 18 May '10 | Posted by Zeenat Khan
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