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Translation from hindi to english,

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Translation from hindi to english,

“Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi”.
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

Added on  16 May '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Naughty SMS, Santa Banta SMS

What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Added on  16 May '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Naughty SMS

You look terribly weak and exhausted!

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Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted!
R u having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

Added on  16 May '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Naughty SMS

It's time to go to school..

Rating  | SMS Length  3

"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another,you're the PRINCIPAL!

Added on  16 May '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Naughty SMS

Sardar: Will u merry...After i die..

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Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i will live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
Categories Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS

Why are condoms transparent?

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Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy
the scene even if their entry is restricted!

Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS

Frog coudn't jump.

Rating  | SMS Length  2

Santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP.
Frog jumped.
He cuts another leg n say JUMP..
It jumped. Repets for 3ed leg.
Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP,
Frog coudnt jump.
Santa wrote the result of his reserch, "If frog losees all its leg it become DEAF"

Added on  18 May '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS, Santa Banta SMS

Treat me like your wife

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sardar's girlfriend removed all
of her clothes and said
"Treat me like your wife"
sardar picked up her clothes
and started to wash them ............!

Added on  18 May '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS
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