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Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear

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Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it.
Guess,what was written on it..
Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear

Added on  29 May '10 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
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Bed majboot banana..

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Man: Mistriji, bed majboot banana,
Mere bete ko bahu ke saath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa majboot banaunga ki
saara mohalla Bahu ke saath
soye to bhi nahin tootega

Added on  29 May '10 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
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Sound of sex in different countries.

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Sound of sex in different countries.
England-'oh yes',
Usa-'come on baby',
India-'haye mar gayi',
Pakistan-'dheere bhaijaan ammi uth jayegi.;-)

Added on  29 May '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS

Can kids of our age have kids?

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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
Can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied no never!!
Boy said to girl :
see i told you not to worry !!! .

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS

Kissing is like real estate.

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Kissing is like real estate.


The most important thing is




location,
location,
n location! ?

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
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Blink ur Eyes !

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Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Naughty SMS

Define a boss?

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Question: define a boss?
Ans: An idiot who thinks that nine
women can produce a child in one month.

Added on  31 May '10 | Posted by  Vikas Rawat
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS

What's fashion designing?

Rating  | SMS Length  1

What's fashion designing?
Too many brains
With too many ideas working
on too little pieces of cloth...
just to cover two little tits of a model.

Added on  31 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
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