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Boy:
“I like the s0ft thing behind ur BRA“
Girl:
“What“
Boy:
“Ur Heart“
Girl:
“I Love the Big thing btween ur 2 legs“
Boy:
“Wat“
Girl:
“Ur Bike“ ;->
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Added on 15 Jun '10
| Posted by Ruchika Desai
Santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP.
Frog jumped.he cuts another leg n say JUMP..
It jumped. repets for 3ed leg.
Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP.
Frog coudnt jump.
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Added on 15 Jun '10
| Posted by Avinash Tyagi
Hi.I am an alien nd I'm checking for some
chicks in your phonebook..
Searching.. Searching.. Searching..
Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!
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Added on 18 Jun '10
| Posted by Abhishek Chaudhri
Write an essay which
contains factors religion,
sex nd mystery.
Winning essay:Oh my god,
I am pregnant,
I wonder who did it!
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Added on 18 Jun '10
| Posted by Pallavi Sheth
A Sex expert was once asked
whether a rape is possible while running.
No, he replied, woman can run faster with
her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
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Added on 18 Jun '10
| Posted by Saurabh Hoodda
A boy & girl go 4 shoping.
Girl- (jokingly)- u hve nothing in ur head den y r u buying a helmet?
Boy- Yesterday u purchsed a bra, did i ask u anything..?
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Added on 8 Sep '10
| Posted by Shivam Kumar
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said
You got Male!
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Added on 10 Sep '10
| Posted by Sanket Tanna
Hw fast cn u guess d wrds?
1.BOO_S
2._ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
6.S_X
Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
6.SIX
U Got ALL 6 Wrong Didn't u?
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Added on 7 Oct '10
| Posted by Vikas Kapur
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