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Hi.I am an alien nd I'm checking for some
chicks in your phonebook..
Searching.. Searching.. Searching..
Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!Added on 18 Jun '10 | Posted by Abhishek Chaudhri Wat's the diff between pulling a
curtain and a panty?
ANS: When U pull a curtain,
It means tat the show is over but
when u pull a panty the show begins..Added on 13 Jun '10 | Posted by Amrita Singh Santa: I got old age pension by
showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha
dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaataAdded on 4 Jun '10 | Posted by Poorak Sharma Good girls loosen a few buttons
when its hot,
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!Added on 4 Jun '10 | Posted by Ruchika Desai Kissing is like real estate.
The most important thing is
location,
location,
n location! ?Added on 30 May '10 | Posted by Amrita Singh Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule.
SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.Added on 28 May '10 | Posted by Abhishek Chaudhri Mallika went to a swimming pool in a bra n panty.
Guard: madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: kaun sa utaroon?Added on 22 May '10 | Posted by Aman Sahni Woman has man in it;
Mrs. has Mir in it;
Female has male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always
want to be inside women!Added on 20 May '10 | Posted by Manan Malik
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