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Hi.I am an alien nd I'm checking for..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Hi.I am an alien nd I'm checking for some
chicks in your phonebook..
Searching.. Searching.. Searching..
Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
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Wat's the diff between pulling..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Wat's the diff between pulling a
curtain and a panty?
ANS: When U pull a curtain,
It means tat the show is over but
when u pull a panty the show begins..

Added on  13 Jun '10 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
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Santa got old age pension..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Santa: I got old age pension by
showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha
dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata

Added on  4 Jun '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS, Santa Banta SMS

Good girls loosen a few buttons..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Good girls loosen a few buttons
when its hot,
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!

Added on  4 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS

Kissing is like real estate.

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Kissing is like real estate.


The most important thing is




location,
location,
n location! ?

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
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I have made a simple rule.

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule.
SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.

Added on  28 May '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
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Mallika went to a swimming pool in a bra n panty.

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a bra n panty.
Guard: madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: kaun sa utaroon?

Added on  22 May '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Naughty SMS

Woman has man in it..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Woman has man in it;
Mrs. has Mir in it;
Female has male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always
want to be inside women!

Added on  20 May '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Naughty SMS
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