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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy with four young mothers.
"You all have obsessions.",The doctor observed.

To the 1st mother, he said,
"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named you're daughter 'Candy'."

He looks to the 2nd mother saying,
"Your obsession is with money.
Again, It manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He looks to the third mother 'n says,
"Your obsession is alcohol.
This manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point,
The 4th mother Gets up,
Takes her little boy by the hand 'n says to him, "Come on, Dick, We're leaving!"

Added on  27 Jun '11 | Posted by  Neha Jain
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  3

Boy goes to a chemist-
"Give me a condom. I'am going to my gf's house for dinner.

Then he says "Give me to more.
My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot."

During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying.

10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious"
Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!

Added on  26 Feb '11 | Posted by  Lalit Parwani
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Son: I Don't Want to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution for LKG GIRLS.. !! :P :))

Added on  8 Dec '11 | Posted by  Sterling Shrey
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A boy & girl go 4 shoping.
Girl- (jokingly)- u hve nothing in ur head den y r u buying a helmet?

Boy- Yesterday u purchsed a bra, did i ask u anything..?

Added on  8 Sep '10 | Posted by  Shivam Kumar
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
U show first.

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Added on  8 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Why do guys always have to say:
I'm going to court U now for you to be my girl.
Isn't it nicer to say:
Just love me now n be my girl and I'll court you forever!

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Sardar get frustrated of jokes made on him,
so he goes to his wife and says
Tel me joke in which i'm not involveed."
She smiles and says ..." I am pregnant !!!

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

What's fashion designing?
Too many brains
With too many ideas working
on too little pieces of cloth...
just to cover two little tits of a model.

Added on  31 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A baby dog asks mama dog:
How papa looks like.
Mama dog said:
"Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Naughty SMS
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