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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy with four young mothers.
"You all have obsessions.",The doctor observed.
To the 1st mother, he said,
"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named you're daughter 'Candy'."
He looks to the 2nd mother saying,
"Your obsession is with money.
Again, It manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He looks to the third mother 'n says,
"Your obsession is alcohol.
This manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point,
The 4th mother Gets up,
Takes her little boy by the hand 'n says to him, "Come on, Dick, We're leaving!"
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Added on 27 Jun '11
| Posted by Neha Jain
Boy goes to a chemist-
"Give me a condom. I'am going to my gf's house for dinner.
Then he says "Give me to more.
My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot."
During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying.
10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious"
Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!
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Added on 26 Feb '11
| Posted by Lalit Parwani
Son: I Don't Want to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution for LKG GIRLS.. !! :P :))
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Added on 8 Dec '11
| Posted by Sterling Shrey
A boy & girl go 4 shoping.
Girl- (jokingly)- u hve nothing in ur head den y r u buying a helmet?
Boy- Yesterday u purchsed a bra, did i ask u anything..?
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Added on 8 Sep '10
| Posted by Shivam Kumar
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
U show first.
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Added on 9 Jun '10
| Posted by Rohan Chauhan
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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Added on 8 Jun '10
| Posted by Shrishti Das
Why do guys always have to say:
I'm going to court U now for you to be my girl.
Isn't it nicer to say:
Just love me now n be my girl and I'll court you forever!
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Added on 5 Jun '10
| Posted by Amrita Singh
Sardar get frustrated of jokes made on him,
so he goes to his wife and says
Tel me joke in which i'm not involveed."
She smiles and says ..." I am pregnant !!!
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Added on 1 Jun '10
| Posted by Suryanshu Thakur
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