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There are only 5 things we need in life:
Good friends
Good income
Good food
Good sleep
&
"GOOD _ UCK"
(Interpretations may vary) but both r needed.

Added on  29 Feb '12 | Posted by  Vidhi Mavani
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Son: I Don't Want to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution for LKG GIRLS.. !! :P :))

Added on  8 Dec '11 | Posted by  Sterling Shrey
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Definition of Nurse:
”Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,
Holding Your Hand
Looking into Your eyes
'n still wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal".. !

Added on  31 Jul '11 | Posted by  Saral Doshi
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Most twisted slogan on a girl's T-shirt...

"FRONT SIDE- I M STILL VIRGIN.
BACK SIDE- "THIS IS MY OLD T-SHIRT..":-)

Added on  19 Nov '10 | Posted by  Trusha Mehra
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Girl 'n Boy Were Sitting Alone In The Garden..

Girl-Do Something Which Makes My Heart Beat Faster..

Boy-Run away Your Father Is Coming ..! ;-)

Added on  18 Nov '10 | Posted by  Shital Jani
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Great Reason for having to girlfriend at a time

Monopoly always damages
'n
Compitition always gives beter service

Added on  26 Oct '10 | Posted by  Nikunj Patel
Categories Decent SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Similarity b/w LOVE n FOOD:
.
.
.
.
.
.
If you cross both the limits,
You will end up VOMITING...

Added on  26 Oct '10 | Posted by  Shruti Khatri
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A boy & girl go 4 shoping.
Girl- (jokingly)- u hve nothing in ur head den y r u buying a helmet?

Boy- Yesterday u purchsed a bra, did i ask u anything..?

Added on  8 Sep '10 | Posted by  Shivam Kumar
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A Sex expert was once asked
whether a rape is possible while running.
No, he replied, woman can run faster with
her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories Naughty SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Write an essay which
contains factors religion,
sex nd mystery.
Winning essay:Oh my god,
I am pregnant,
I wonder who did it!

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Naughty SMS
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