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Politics is the diversion of trivial men who,
When they succeed at it,
Become important in the
Eyes of more trivial men.

Added on  16 May '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Politics SMS
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Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with a
big appetite at one end and
no sense of responsibility at the other

Added on  16 May '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Politics SMS
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Take our politicians: they're a bunch of yo-yos.
The presidency is now a cross between a popularity
contest and a high school debate,
with an encyclopedia of cliches the first prize.

Added on  16 May '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Politics SMS
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In politics,
If you want anything said,
Ask a man.
If you want anything done,
Ask a woman.

Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Politics SMS
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The Republicans have their splits
right after election and Democrats
have theirs just before an election.
- Will Rogers

Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Politics SMS
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A Feather in Bush’s Cap.!

“I just want you
to know that when
we talk about WAR,
we’re really talking
about PEACE.”

Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Politics SMS
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The reason there are so few female
politicians is that it is too much trouble
to put makeup on two faces.

Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Politics SMS
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The more you read and observe
about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that's out always looks the best.

Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Politics SMS
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Bush and Musharaf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
Here I wil make a million People happy.
Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
Make my whole country happy.
Suddenly
USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!

Added on  18 May '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Funny SMS, Politics SMS
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation,
The first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

Added on  19 May '10 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
Categories Politics SMS
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