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AMERICAN: In our country,
A man had no legs,
We put him artificial legs, now he is race champion.
RUSSIAN: In our country,
A man had no arms,
We put him artificial arms, he is now boxing champion.
INDIAN: In our country,
A man had no brain,
We put SINDHI cap on his head, now he is our president.Added on 16 Jun '10 | Posted by Manan Malik What matters in Politics is what men actually do
sincerity is no excuse for acting unpolitically,
And insincerity may be channelled by politics into good results.Added on 10 Jun '10 | Posted by Zeenat Khan As a politician he does everything to
keep out of trouble, often by not asking questions.
However, it does bother him that every time
the doorbell rings his maid hides in the dryer.Added on 2 Jun '10 | Posted by Ankit Gupta A statesman is an easy man,
He tells his lies by rote;
A journalist makes up his lies
And takes U by d throat;
So stay at home n drink your beer
And let d neighbours vote.Added on 5 Jun '10 | Posted by Veni Jain If a politician murders his mother,
The first response of the press or of his
opponents will likely be not that it was a
terrible thing to do,
But rather that in a statement made six
years before he had gone on record as
being opposed to matricide.
-Meg GreenfieldAdded on 4 Jun '10 | Posted by S. Mathur Politics -I don't know why,
bt dey seem 2 have a tendency
2 separate us, 2 keep us from 1 another
While nature is always n evr making
efforts 2 bring us together.Added on 23 May '10 | Posted by Poorak Sharma Federal politicians are still barred from
spamming an electorate in one hit.
But they can now text up to 7000 constituents,
Or almost 10 per cent of their electorate,
over three years.Added on 26 May '10 | Posted by Poorak Sharma The whole history of the world is summed up
In the fact that, when nations are strong,
They are not always just, and when they wish
To be just, they are no longer strong.
- Winston ChurchillAdded on 20 May '10 | Posted by Iqbal Ali
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