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AMERICAN: In our country,
A man had no legs,
We put him artificial legs, now he is race champion.

RUSSIAN: In our country,
A man had no arms,
We put him artificial arms, he is now boxing champion.

INDIAN: In our country,
A man had no brain,
We put SINDHI cap on his head, now he is our president.

Added on  16 Jun '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Politics SMS
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What matters in Politics is what men actually do
sincerity is no excuse for acting unpolitically,
And insincerity may be channelled by politics into good results.

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Politics SMS
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As a politician he does everything to
keep out of trouble, often by not asking questions.
However, it does bother him that every time
the doorbell rings his maid hides in the dryer.

Added on  2 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Categories Politics SMS
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A statesman is an easy man,
He tells his lies by rote;
A journalist makes up his lies
And takes U by d throat;
So stay at home n drink your beer
And let d neighbours vote.

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Politics SMS
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If a politician murders his mother,
The first response of the press or of his
opponents will likely be not that it was a
terrible thing to do,
But rather that in a statement made six
years before he had gone on record as
being opposed to matricide.
-Meg Greenfield

Added on  4 Jun '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Politics SMS
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Politics -I don't know why,
bt dey seem 2 have a tendency
2 separate us, 2 keep us from 1 another
While nature is always n evr making
efforts 2 bring us together.

Added on  23 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Politics SMS
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Federal politicians are still barred from
spamming an electorate in one hit.
But they can now text up to 7000 constituents,
Or almost 10 per cent of their electorate,
over three years.

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Politics SMS
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The whole history of the world is summed up
In the fact that, when nations are strong,
They are not always just, and when they wish
To be just, they are no longer strong.
- Winston Churchill

Added on  20 May '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
Categories Politics SMS
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Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.

Added on  20 May '10 | Posted by  Vikas Rawat
Categories Politics SMS
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Bush and Musharaf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
Here I wil make a million People happy.
Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
Make my whole country happy.
Suddenly
USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!

Added on  18 May '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Funny SMS, Politics SMS
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