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Punjabi teacher to student:
"Table par ink kisne girayi hai?"
Isko punjabi me convert karo.
Student- bhenchodo
Ethe kinne apni maa chudai hai.

Added on  11 Jun '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Punjabi SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Ohdi Yaad Ch Main Hanjuan Da Samunder Bana Leya,
Tanhayian De Desh Ch Apna Ghar Vasa Leya,
Sunya Main Loki Poojde Ne Pathraan Nu Vi,
Es Karke Apne Dil Nu Main Pathar Bana Leya.

Added on  11 Jun '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
Categories Punjabi SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A Punjabi Kurri went to A Sardar’s Shop

nd Said,

” Lipton di chah hai?”

Sardar G,

” Mainu ty nahi hy Tenu hay ty Lipat Jaa…”

Added on  11 Jun '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Punjabi SMS, Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Santa prays daily for 2 hr,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade.
After 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appeared
nd said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket to le ley”

Added on  11 Jun '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Punjabi SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Boy:sohniye tenu padan di lod nhi.
tenu ek ek parchi fadawange.
rakh mitra te yakeen tere 100 cho
100 number dwawange.
Girl:dafa ho pare!pichhle saal tere
yakeen te me befikar hoke aayi c.
pepar c mera chemistry da te mainu
parchi histri di fadayi c.

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
Categories Punjabi SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class
wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag
jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Punjabi SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Main tawadi foto khicha!…
Ready?
Es-tedy
Muskrao!
Click!…
Developing…………..?
Wah bhai wah!

,.:!|!:..,

0(.)(.)o

(”,)

)(

ha ha ha…..

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Punjabi SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Ek Pal Da Pharosa Na Zindgi Da..........
Bas Ajj Samajh K Gujaar Mitra.........
Hass Khed Lai Yaaran De Naal Thodha........
Ki Pata Kal Rahe Na Rahe Tera Eh Yaar Mitra..........!!!

Ki likhan main us baare
koi lafz hi mere kol nahin....
lakh shohrat b koi ni...!!!

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Punjabi SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

'Tusi
vi
ajeeb
oO...



Dil
dey
baray
qareeb
oO...



Sms
da
kadi
jwab
nai
ditta.,.


Lagda
ay
boty
ei
ghreeb
oO,.,..'

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories Punjabi SMS